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Added 4 years ago

Driving styles in different countries-

1 hand on steering and 1 hand out window --- USA


1 hand on steering and 1 hand on horn--- JAPAN


1 hand on horn and 1 hand on gear listening loud music ,
1 ear on cell

1 foot on acceleration

Nothing on break

And

Both eyes on female in next car

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INDIA

We are multi talented indian Rox.

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Added 4 years ago

Excellent Mind
Masoom Chehra
Mithi Aawaz
Khubsurat Aankhe
Perfect Personality
Khushmizaj Andaz Ye To Hui Meri
Baat
Or Batao Aap Kaisy Ho ?

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Added 4 years ago

Ladka : Meri us jgah hath lagao jaha haddi
na ho,
Ladki muskrate hue : Chal phir nikaal
bahar, pakdu teri
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Zuban ko...
Moral : Mere msg gande nhi hote...

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Teacher- "sharab" aur "aashiqui" me
kya relation h!!!
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Pappu- jab "sharab" jyada ho jati h to
ladka ulti krta h.
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Aur jb "aashiqui" jyada ho jati h to ladki
ulti krti h.

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a heart touching message by a woman...
Some one asked her.......
Are you a working woman or a house-
wife ??
She replied : Yes I am a full time working
house-wife.
I work 24 hours a day.....
I'm a "mum",
I'm a wife,
I'm a daughter,
I'm a daughter-in-law.....
I'm an Alarm clock,
I'm a Cook,
I'm a Maid,
I'm a Teacher,
I'm a waiter,
I'm a nanny,
I'm a nurse,
I'm a handyman,
I'm a Security officer,
I'm a Counsellor,
I'm a comforter,
I don't get holidays,
I don't get sick leave,
I don't get day off......
I work through day and night.....
I'm on call......
all hours and get paid with a sentence.....
"what do you do all day"
Respect Your Mother

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Girl to Tennis Coach :
Racquet Kaise Pakdu ?
Coach :
Racquet Ko Aise Pakado,
Jaisey Tum Apne Boy Friend Ka ..... Pakadti Ho.
Girl :
Ab Theek Hain Na ???
Coach :
Ullu Ki Patthi ..
Muh Se Nikal Racquet

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Added 4 years ago

Best song of the year?
1. Lungi Dance
2. Party All Night
3. Raanjhnaa
4. Zinda
5. Badtameez Dil
6. Jeene Laga Hoon
7. Tum Hi Ho
8. Shuddh Desi Romance
9. Main Rang Sharbaton Ka
10. Sanwaar Lu
COMMENT PLZ..

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