Valentine Week


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jittu Posted In Special SMS
Added 3 years ago

Ladka : Meri us jgah hath lagao jaha haddi
na ho,
Ladki muskrate hue : Chal phir nikaal
bahar, pakdu teri
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Zuban ko...
Moral : Mere msg gande nhi hote...

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jittu Posted In Special SMS
Added 3 years ago

Teacher- "sharab" aur "aashiqui" me
kya relation h!!!
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Pappu- jab "sharab" jyada ho jati h to
ladka ulti krta h.
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Aur jb "aashiqui" jyada ho jati h to ladki
ulti krti h.

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Added 3 years ago

a heart touching message by a woman...
Some one asked her.......
Are you a working woman or a house-
wife ??
She replied : Yes I am a full time working
house-wife.
I work 24 hours a day.....
I'm a "mum",
I'm a wife,
I'm a daughter,
I'm a daughter-in-law.....
I'm an Alarm clock,
I'm a Cook,
I'm a Maid,
I'm a Teacher,
I'm a waiter,
I'm a nanny,
I'm a nurse,
I'm a handyman,
I'm a Security officer,
I'm a Counsellor,
I'm a comforter,
I don't get holidays,
I don't get sick leave,
I don't get day off......
I work through day and night.....
I'm on call......
all hours and get paid with a sentence.....
"what do you do all day"
Respect Your Mother

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Added 3 years ago

Girl to Tennis Coach :
Racquet Kaise Pakdu ?
Coach :
Racquet Ko Aise Pakado,
Jaisey Tum Apne Boy Friend Ka ..... Pakadti Ho.
Girl :
Ab Theek Hain Na ???
Coach :
Ullu Ki Patthi ..
Muh Se Nikal Racquet

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Added 3 years ago

Best song of the year?
1. Lungi Dance
2. Party All Night
3. Raanjhnaa
4. Zinda
5. Badtameez Dil
6. Jeene Laga Hoon
7. Tum Hi Ho
8. Shuddh Desi Romance
9. Main Rang Sharbaton Ka
10. Sanwaar Lu
COMMENT PLZ..

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Added 3 years ago

मैने भगवान से पूछा:"
मेरी प्रेमिका उस गुलाब को चाहती है जो एक दिन मे ही मर जाता है ??
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लेकिन वह मुझे क्योँ नही प्यार करती, जो उसके लिये रोज मरता है??
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भगवान ने उत्तर दिया:"मस्त लाइन है..
Facebook पर डाल बहुत Likes मिलेँगे...

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Added 3 years ago

Now A Days Relation Start With
Poking . .
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End With Blocking.

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