Special SMS

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Added 4 years ago

(1) LOVER ke liye Maa-Baap se jhuth bolte hai,
par Maa-Baap ke liye LOVER se kyu nahi ?
(2) LOVER se shaadi ke liye Maa-Baap ko chod dete hai,
par Maa-Baap ke liye LOVER ko kyu nahi ?
(3) LOVER ko puchte hai khana khaya ki nahi,
par kya aaj tak yahi baat Maa-Baap se puchi hai ?
(4) LOVER ki 1 kasam se buri aadate chuth jaati hai,
par Maa-Baap ke baar-baar kehne se bhi kyu nahi chodte?
Maa-Baap ki ahmiyat hai,
to ye SMS copy kar k sabko bhejo. ya share karo..................

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Added 4 years ago

4 Students Ne Paper Ki Tayyari Nhi Ki,
Unhone 1 Manshooba Bnaya
Or Agle Din Principle Se Bole
Shir Hm Shadi Me Gye The
Raste Me Tyre Panchar Ho Gya
Hm Shari Rat Dhakka Lgate Rhe
Isliye Padh Nhi Sake.
Principle Ne Man Liya Or
Unko 1 Din Ka Or Time De Dia
Or Agle Din Un Charo Ko
4 Alag Kamro Me Bithaya
Or Sirf 1 Sawal Diya.
Q-kaunsa Tyre Panchar Tha?
1- Front Right
2- Front Left
3- Back Right
4- Back Left
Note; Agar Same Jawab Hua To Sab Pass Warna Fail.

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Tags: Exam SMS
Added 4 years ago

4 Years,
40 Subjects,
400 Experiments,
4000 Assignments,
40000 hours
A normal human being CANNOT do it. Those super
heroes are called 'ENGINEERING STUDENTS' :)

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Added 4 years ago

boy to frnd : Aaj papa ne pitayi kar di.
Frnd : Kyun?
Boy : Meine to sirf itna pucha KAMINE film dekhne chal rahe ho ya ghar pe hi BLUE film dekhoge

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Added 4 years ago

Raat ke 3 baje santa ke number par phone aaya – Hello yaha Fatima Mehfooz rehti hai kya?
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Santa : Kutte itni raat ko Fatima mere paas hoti to mehfooz rehti kya?

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Wife : Ye aap ki shirt per lipstick ka nishan kahan se aaya?
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Husband : Mein khud paresaan hu nishan dekhkar.
Maine tu uss wakt shirt utari hui thi.

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Added 4 years ago

Zindgi me kisi mod par mat ghabrana,
Khud ka Hausla khud banana
Khud Hasna sabko Hasana
Phir b Zindgi Udas lage to Vaibhav Ko
Yaad Kar lena
Ab mera naam edit karke sabko frwrd karna..!

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Tags: Cool SMS
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