Special SMS

Added 3 years ago

boy to frnd : Aaj papa ne pitayi kar di.
Frnd : Kyun?
Boy : Meine to sirf itna pucha KAMINE film dekhne chal rahe ho ya ghar pe hi BLUE film dekhoge

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Added 3 years ago

Raat ke 3 baje santa ke number par phone aaya – Hello yaha Fatima Mehfooz rehti hai kya?
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Santa : Kutte itni raat ko Fatima mere paas hoti to mehfooz rehti kya?

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Added 3 years ago

Wife : Ye aap ki shirt per lipstick ka nishan kahan se aaya?
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Husband : Mein khud paresaan hu nishan dekhkar.
Maine tu uss wakt shirt utari hui thi.

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Added 3 years ago

Zindgi me kisi mod par mat ghabrana,
Khud ka Hausla khud banana
Khud Hasna sabko Hasana
Phir b Zindgi Udas lage to Vaibhav Ko
Yaad Kar lena
Ab mera naam edit karke sabko frwrd karna..!

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Added 3 years ago

Driving styles in different countries-

1 hand on steering and 1 hand out window --- USA


1 hand on steering and 1 hand on horn--- JAPAN


1 hand on horn and 1 hand on gear listening loud music ,
1 ear on cell

1 foot on acceleration

Nothing on break

And

Both eyes on female in next car

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INDIA

We are multi talented indian Rox.

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Added 3 years ago

Excellent Mind
Masoom Chehra
Mithi Aawaz
Khubsurat Aankhe
Perfect Personality
Khushmizaj Andaz Ye To Hui Meri
Baat
Or Batao Aap Kaisy Ho ?

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jittu Posted In Special SMS
Added 3 years ago

Ladka : Meri us jgah hath lagao jaha haddi
na ho,
Ladki muskrate hue : Chal phir nikaal
bahar, pakdu teri
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Zuban ko...
Moral : Mere msg gande nhi hote...

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