Special SMS

Added 3 years ago

Boy: Do yu lOve me?
Girl: Yes-
Boy starts running
Gal: where r yu going?
Boy: I’m going to update my
relationship status on facebook-

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Added 3 years ago

A- Apple
B- Bluetooth
C- Chat
D- Download
E- Email
F- Facebook
G- Google
H- HewlettPac kard
I- Iphone
J- Java
K- Kingston
L- Laptop
M- Messenger
N- Norton
O- Orkut
P- Picasa
Q- Quicktime
R- RAM
S- Server
T- TouchScreen
U- Usb
V- Vista
W- WiFi
X- XP
Y- YouTube
Z- Zorpia.
Thank God
A is still Apple

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Tags: Cool SMS
Added 3 years ago

Dil kholo pyaar lo,
Dimaag kholo gyaan lo,
Aankhen kholo khwaab lo,
Honth kholo muskaan lo,
Kapde kholo, or..
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NAHA lo yaar !
Soch badlo,
Desh badlega.

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Added 3 years ago

Dad (caught his son watchng
‘Sheela ki jawani song’) –
“Padh le beta!!
Sheela toh Exam ke baad bhi
jawan hi rahegi !

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Tags: Exam SMS
Added 4 years ago

Andhe ki biwi ko behra utha
kar le geya,
aur gunge ne dekh liya,
to gunga andhe ko kaise batayega?
ITS A CHALLENGE

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Added 4 years ago

MOVIES OF SCHOOL LIFE
Class = BARDASHT
Attendance = HERA PHERI
Class Room = NO ENTRY
Teacher = JANI DUSHMAN
Exam = EVIL DEAD
Examinar = DON
Friend During Papers = HUM AAP KE HAIN KON ?
Marking = ANDHA KANOON
Exam Time = QAYAMAT
Cheating = LAGE RAHO MUNNA BHAI
Question Paper = PAHELI
Answer Paper = KORA KAGHAZ
Result = SADMA
Pass = CHAMATKAR
Fail = DEVDAS
Future = NA TUM JANO NA HUM
HappY eXaM SeaSOn

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Tags: Exam SMS
Added 4 years ago

English Class
Kid:" Me sleep with Dad last night
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Madam (correcting):" No beta, I slept with dad last night
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Kid:" Aap mere sone ke baad aayi hogi...

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