Special SMS

Added 3 years ago

1 Test Jo Batayega Apko Khane me Kya Pasand Hai?

1-9 Tak Koi 1 no. Socho,

Ab 3 se Multiply Kro

Ab Usme 3 Add Kro

Fir 3 se Multiply Kro

Ab Jo Ans Aaye Uski Dono Digit Ko Aapas me Jodo..

1.Kheer
2.Paneer
3.Pizza
4.Rasgulle
5.Burgar
6.Gulabjamun
7.Chowmein
8.Ice cream
9. GoBaR

Ans MujHe Jarur Batana.

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Added 3 years ago

Naukar - Malik Apka Yeh KUTTA Toh Ek Dum Insan Ke Jaisa Dikhta Hai, Kya Khilate Ho ?
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Malik - Saale Ye Mera Beta Hai I.I.T Ki Tayyari Karte-Karte Aisa Dikhne Laga Hai..

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Added 3 years ago

My Simple Attitude:
I'm Not Single
And
I'm Not Committed..
I'm Simply On Reserve
For
The One Who Deserves..!

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Added 3 years ago

Excellent Attitude:
"I Am Not Saying That I Am
Special..
I Am Just One Of Gods Limited
Editions..!"

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Added 3 years ago

1st Girl To Another:
Kal Sapne Main Mujhe Koi Chaqoo Maar Raha Tha.
2nd Girl:
Tu daar Mat,
Agar sapnay sach hotay To main rozana PREGNENT hoti.

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Added 3 years ago

Kash koi “exam result” ka insurance kara deta,
Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete,
Pass hote toh thik hai,
Varna insurance claim karva lete

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Added 3 years ago

3 sardar after exam
1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha
main paper khali chor aya hon.

2nd: Main bhi!

3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhe
gi hum ne cheating ki hay:p

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