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akash Posted In Special SMS
Added 3 years ago

Old Couple went to Dubai...

Man Got into romantic Mood & said

"Dear pehle room pe chale ya Burj Khalifa pe ?

Wife:"ROOM hi chalo ,

Burj Khalifa to kal bhi KHADA Rahega"

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Added 3 years ago

Barsat Ki Raat,..Bhigi Ladki,..Bhiga Badan,...Bhige Hoth,..Bhigi Julfein,..Bhige Kapde,..Sundar Or Akeli....Use Dekhkar pappu ne bola:-.....

..Ye Kal 100% Bimar Padegi.

kabhi acha bhi soch liya karo

har tym gandi baat soch bdlo tbhi toh desh badlega

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Added 3 years ago

Puchta Hai Jab Koi Mujhse Ki
Duniya Me
Muhbbat Ab Bchi Hai Kaha??
Muskura Deta Hun Mai Or
Yad Aa Jati Hai.
"Maa"!!

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akash Posted In Special SMS
Added 3 years ago

Aj ki date mein koi larki agar ye status
bhi dalti ha na ki..
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"A for elephant"
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Toh is men bhi larkay aake comment karenge ..
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Yea right janu ..
right baby..mujhe bhi sikhao..!!

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akash Posted In Special SMS
Added 3 years ago

Dil agar ''CPU''hota to yaadon ko ''SAVE'' kr lete,
dimag mein agar ''PRINTER'' hota to khayalon ki
''PRINT OUT'' nikal dete,
dharkan me agar ''PEN DRIVE'' hoti to zindagi ka
''BACK- UP'' le lete,
mann jo ''BLUETOOTH'' hota to baaton ko
''TRANSFER'' kar lete,
aankhein me jo ''WEBCAM'' hota to tasviro ko
''RECEIVE'' ke lete,
kaaaas !
Zindagi ek ''COMPUTER'' hoti to use bhi ''RESTART''
kar lete.

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akash Posted In Special SMS
Added 3 years ago

1 Stone Is Enough To Break A
Glass..
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1 Word Is Enough To Break A
Heart...
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1 Second Is Enough To Fall In
Love..
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But Why
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1 Chapter Is not Enough To Pass
Exam's... Point To Be Noted.. .
Students Thoko Like

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akash Posted In Special SMS
Added 3 years ago

Nalayk bano to aise bano

K

jis din kitab kholo

to

khud kitab k panne tumse puche-

"Beta aaj tabiyat to theek h na ya Bhaang pi rakhi h"

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