Special SMS

Added 4 years ago

A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
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say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
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Books And Study.

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Added 4 years ago

JiS pE AgAr PiyAr se HAth phEro to ForAn KhArA ho jAtA hAi??
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U Dirty MiNd
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AnswEr hAi
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BethA
huA
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BAkrA...

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Added 4 years ago

Ek din sham ko jb chai ka waqt hoa toh muje wo boht yad aa raha thaa,
main ne chaha k us ko b apne sath apne pas le aaon
lekin ye soch kr chup ho gye k ammi gusa karain gi,
is liye meri chahat aur tarap muje beqarar kr rhi thi kyun ye waqt chai ka tha aur main..
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"BISCUT" k bina nhi rah skti thi. :-)

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Added 4 years ago

A short thing
it's get longer as u hold it
& pass between woman's breast
& enters into a small hole
What is it?
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Ans. cars seat belt...u dirty mind

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Added 4 years ago

PAPA : vo kon si cheez hai jis k charoo taraf baal hotay hain
SON : papa may bataoo
PAPA :nahi tum chup rahoo
SON : may batata hoo ...AANKH
PAPA : ohh haan
SON : to kya aap lun samajh rahay thay.

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Added 4 years ago

I am not scared of proposing a girl.
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But saala .
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agar wo maan gayi to kharcha kaun
kare...

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Tags: Cool SMS
Added 4 years ago

Jina sirf mere liye Ye sms tere liye,
Kabhi khushi kabhi gam Sms na honge kam,
Fir hera feri ab sms ki bari teri,
Kabhi alvida na kahna Hamesa sms karte rahna!

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