Valentine Week


Special SMS

Added 3 years ago

Is QADAR teri yaad me rota hoon,
,
,
,
is QADAR teri yaad me rota hoon,
,
k
.
k
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RAAT ko hath me pakar k sota hoon,
,
,
,
,
Gande insan
.
Tasweer Teri or kiya.

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Added 3 years ago

Girl:It's 2 tight
Boy:Don't worry,I'll do it slowly,
Gal:Push it in,
Boy:Ah..I can't,
Gal:It's painful,
Boy:Forget it.
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We'll buy new WEDDING RING!

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Added 3 years ago

What's an average 6 inch long
Inside a guys pants and girls love to blow it up?
?
?
?
?
A:1000- rupee currency note.!
Always think positive.

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Added 3 years ago

'He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me, he bit,
sucked, swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left, i was hurt,
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.
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BLOODY... MOSQUITO !!!!

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Added 3 years ago

Larki: Jaan Chotey soraakh Mein Nahi, Barray Soraakh Mein Daalo.
Larka: Andhera Itna hai Soraakh Nazar Nahi Aa Raha.
Larki: Sorakh par Ungli Phero mehsoos Hojae ga?
Larka: Wah! Ungli sey tou Andhere Mein Bhi Sorakh Mill Gaya.
Larki: Jan ab Aahista Sey Andar Daal do.
Larka: Poora Andar Chala Gaya.
UUf ! Kitna Mushkil Hai Andherey Mein
"HEADPHONE KI PIN MOBILE MEIN LAGANA"

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Added 3 years ago

A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
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Books And Study.

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Added 3 years ago

JiS pE AgAr PiyAr se HAth phEro to ForAn KhArA ho jAtA hAi??
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U Dirty MiNd
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AnswEr hAi
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BethA
huA
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BAkrA...

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