Special SMS

Added 3 years ago

Larki jub saray kapray utaar laiti hay to kia hota hay?
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Taar khali ho jati hay.
Yaar kabhi to +ve socha karo...

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Added 3 years ago

Boy:
Aj kaisa Feel kar rahi ho?
Girl:
Kal rat to hadd he ho gaye, Uff 2 ghantay! meri to jaan he nikal gaye
Saaray kapray geelay ho gae
Pehlay to aik ghanta kartay thay
Magar kal to pooray 2 ghantay tak saans he nahi aaye
1 Ghanta bhe buhat tha
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ye 2 Ghantay ki Load Shedding to jaan he nikal leti hai.

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Added 3 years ago

Height of Double Meaning:-
Dad went to school to get son"s report card

Busy madam: Abhi Nahi
DAD: To phir kab aaun mein?
Madam: Mere Periods khatam hone ke baad!

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Added 3 years ago

kuch loag sirf 2 ghantay kertay hain
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kuch loag 4 ghantay kartay hain
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Aur kuch loag to Poori Poori raat kartay hain........
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abbay aapna mobile charge.........

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Added 3 years ago

Pehly bahon main uthana,
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Phir kiss kerna,
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Phir bed per letana,
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Pher tangain uthana,
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Uf
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Kitna
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Mushkil hay,
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Bachay ko pamper pehnana.

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Added 3 years ago

Teacher says,
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Agar apna
character acha
karna chahte ho to
apni har teacher ko
maa samjho
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Student :
per miss is se hamary papa ka character kharab hoga.

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Added 3 years ago

GIRL apne jaise jwan PROFESSOR se.sir mai kuch b krun gi pas hone k liye
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PROF:kuch b?
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GIRL:han
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PROF:to jao or khoob study kro
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MORAL:Har koi _VE SOCH nahi rakhta.

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