Special SMS

Added 4 years ago

smile is the 2nd best thing U do with ur lips.
Of course you know the first one... :-D
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It's keeping ur mouth shut.
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But I like the way U think!

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Added 4 years ago

Beautiful quote..
There iz nothing greater dan Parents in dis world.
So go get married fast and bcome parents.
Think different
Do different...

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Added 4 years ago

Doctor: Mrs. Taniya good news for you!
Girl: What do you mean Mrs. Taniya? I am Miss Taniya!
Doctor: Oh !! Sorry Miss Taniya...Bad news for you!

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Added 4 years ago

Ragging ke waqt larko ne 1 larki se kaha,1 sawal ka jawab do:
Patna kahan par hai?
Larki-India mein
Boys-yahin pat jao itni dur jaane ki kiya zarurat hai..!

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Added 4 years ago

1 class ka bacha apni Miss se kehta hai.
Mai aap ko kaisa lagta hoon?
Miss: So sweet!
Bacha: To phir mai apne ammi abbu ko aap k ghar kab bhejun.
Miss: Wo kyon?
Bacha: Ta'kay wo hamari baat agay chalayen,
Miss: Ye kya bakwaas hai!
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Bacha:
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Tution parhne k liye..

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Added 4 years ago

Sab Kehte Hain K 9 Maheeno Main ho Jata hai,
Par Ab to 10 wa Maheena Start ho Gaya hai,
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Aakhir Ye Kab hoga?
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1. Time Change
2. Weather Change.

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Added 4 years ago

Raat Bhar wo nahi aayee.
hum hila hila ke so gaye.
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Dirty Mind !! Wo Bijli thi jo aayi Nahin aur
wo Pankha tha jo hum hila hila k sogay.

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