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SRK Posted In Special SMS
Added 4 years ago

Kal jab me tumhare ghar k samne se ja rha tha to...
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to
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to kya.
Ghar k agay se guzar gya aur tumhe pata bhi nahi chala...

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SRK Posted In Special SMS
Added 4 years ago

Mere sapno ki rani kab aaegi tu,
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Aae rut mastani kab aaegi tu,
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Beet jae zindagani kab aaegi tu,
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chali aa chali aa
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Oye I am talking
abt electricity!

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SRK Posted In Special SMS
Added 4 years ago

Girl : Arey itna bara munh mein kaise daloon gi.
Boy : Jaldi se munh kholo.
Girl : Oops sare kapray geelay ho gaye.
Boy : Aur lo gee.
Girl: NA baba na yeh Gool Gapey tum he kahoo.

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SRK Posted In Special SMS
Added 4 years ago

Girl:wo kia hai jo lrki pehli dafa krwate hue pain ki waja se roti hai?
Pappu:kaan mai ched
MORAL:aap b apni soch pappu ki tarah saf rakho.

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SRK Posted In Special SMS
Added 4 years ago

3 log they
Zabardasti Ghar me ghus gae
Aur
Bedroom se use utha k le gaye.
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Kisi ne meri ek na suni.
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Jate hove keh gae.
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"Baki Qistaein de kr apna TV le jana."

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SRK Posted In Special SMS
Added 4 years ago

In Which Situation, Do Men Start Sweating
In 10 Mins & Women Want To Go ON & ON & ON?
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Think..
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Think..
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Ans is SHOPPING!

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SRK Posted In Special SMS
Added 4 years ago

Pakro usko kamar se Or ghar le jao
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Uski gardan pakar k apne qareeb lao
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Us k honto se hont lagao!
Or Saari.....
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Coca Cola pi jao.!

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