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SRK Posted In Special SMS
Added 4 years ago

Uff Kya Kar Rahe Ho??
Aisa Mat Karo...
Please Mat Karo...
Aisa Nahi......
Mat Dabao....
Neeche Kyun Jaa Rahe Ho??
Ho Jayega.....
Kaha Tha Mat Karo...
Ho Gaya Na....
Message Khatm!!!

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SRK Posted In Special SMS
Added 4 years ago

Kal jab me tumhare ghar k samne se ja rha tha to...
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to kya.
Ghar k agay se guzar gya aur tumhe pata bhi nahi chala...

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SRK Posted In Special SMS
Added 4 years ago

Mere sapno ki rani kab aaegi tu,
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Aae rut mastani kab aaegi tu,
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Beet jae zindagani kab aaegi tu,
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chali aa chali aa
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Oye I am talking
abt electricity!

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SRK Posted In Special SMS
Added 4 years ago

Girl : Arey itna bara munh mein kaise daloon gi.
Boy : Jaldi se munh kholo.
Girl : Oops sare kapray geelay ho gaye.
Boy : Aur lo gee.
Girl: NA baba na yeh Gool Gapey tum he kahoo.

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Added 4 years ago

Girl:wo kia hai jo lrki pehli dafa krwate hue pain ki waja se roti hai?
Pappu:kaan mai ched
MORAL:aap b apni soch pappu ki tarah saf rakho.

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Added 4 years ago

3 log they
Zabardasti Ghar me ghus gae
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Bedroom se use utha k le gaye.
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Kisi ne meri ek na suni.
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Jate hove keh gae.
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"Baki Qistaein de kr apna TV le jana."

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Added 4 years ago

In Which Situation, Do Men Start Sweating
In 10 Mins & Women Want To Go ON & ON & ON?
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Think..
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Think..
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Ans is SHOPPING!

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