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Agar Bill Gates Ki Mummy Bore Ho Gayi To Usse Kya Kahoge???
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Ans : Mother-Bored.

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Boy1: Meet my Wife Tina.
Boy2: Oh! I know her.
Boy1: How?
Boy2: We were caught sleeping together.
Boy1: What the Hell...
Boy2: Two years ago, In the Management Class.

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Din Main Sota Hy
Raat Ko Jaagta Hy
Din Mein Laita Rehta Hy
Raat Ko Khara Reha Hy
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"Choukidaar"
Tu Kuch Aur Samjha Na Be-Ghairat Aadmi.

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Hate but LOVE more!
Argue but AGREE more!
Talk but LISTEN more!
Punish but FORGIVE more!
Then "U" will love people
But
people will "LOVE U" more.

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Subah lo to dil khush krti hai
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Dupehar me lo to susti dur krti hai
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Raat me lo to mazay k sath thakan bhi dur krti hai.
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kya baat hai Tea ki...!

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A notice in a factory for girl workers.
"If your skirt is long, protect yourself from machines at work..
If it is short, protect yourself from men at work"

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Over Smart
At a dance party Boy: will you dance with me?
Girl: mai bachay ke sath nhi nachti.
Boy: So Sorry..
Mujhe pata nhi ke aap pregnant hein.

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