Special SMS

SRK Posted In Special SMS
Added 4 years ago

Main nay jab us ko hath lagaya to wo bohat Sakht Garam thi.
.
.
.
.
.
Phir Majboorun us Garam Seet pay Baith k Bike chala parra.

I Like SMS - Like: 31 - SMS Length: 140
SRK Posted In Special SMS
Added 4 years ago

Moonh meetha karna hai toh??
.
K
K
K
K
K
Ki
Ki
Ki
Ki
Ki
Kis
Kis
Kis
kis
kis
.
kiss
kiss
.
Kissh-Mish KHAAO!

I Like SMS - Like: 30 - SMS Length: 149
SRK Posted In Special SMS
Added 4 years ago

Hotel me 1 couple dinner kar rha tha.
Wife ne leg piece utha k husbnd ko diya.
pas betha baba bola:rabba je sadi v janani hundi
"sunu v lattan chuk chuk k dendi".

I Like SMS - Like: 32 - SMS Length: 168
SRK Posted In Special SMS
Added 4 years ago

Yaad karo Woh din jab tum ne Shalwaar utaari aur ultay lait gaye.
Aur thora sa andar janay par tum bohat roye thy.
Aur
Tumhary Doctor ne kaha b

I Like SMS - Like: 32 - SMS Length: 149
SRK Posted In Special SMS
Added 4 years ago

Aik ganda msg sunaon? ?..
aik larka hota hy,
.

.
.
.
wo keechd mai gir jata hy? ? ?.
Ganddaaa;-)

I Like SMS - Like: 34 - SMS Length: 112
SRK Posted In Special SMS
Added 4 years ago

Mera dill karta he k aap ko maaroon,
Din raat maaroon,
Subho-wa-shaam maaroon,
1 jaga 8-10 maaroon,
Maarta rahun,
Daro mat miss call maarne ki baat kar raha hun.

I Like SMS - Like: 32 - SMS Length: 171
SRK Posted In Special SMS
Added 4 years ago

Jinke paas hai...
woh haath me leke hilate hai,
jinke paas nahi hai...
woh ungli dalke kam chalate hai
.
BOLO KYA?
.
Dirty Mind ...... It is ..... TOOTH BRUSH.

I Like SMS - Like: 35 - SMS Length: 173