Special SMS

SRK Posted In Special SMS
Added 4 years ago

Passenger: Yaar yeh koan sa stop hey,
bus main jhatkay buhat lag rahay hain.
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Driver: Salay, bus rukki hoi hay,
tum PATHAN ki goad main baithay ho.

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SRK Posted In Special SMS
Added 4 years ago

App Mujhay
Aik jaga
Se bohat
Pyare
Lagtay hain.?
Malooum hai kahan Se ?
DOOR SE.

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SRK Posted In Special SMS
Added 4 years ago

Oh no Dr. please jaldi karo
oh no blood?
oh ahhhhh bahut dard ho raha hai
jaldi nikaalo na
Dr. yeh lo nikaal dia.....
khuda daant ka dard bhi kissi ko na de.

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SRK Posted In Special SMS
Added 4 years ago

GIRL:
Jaano Meray mun mai Daalo, main Choson gi
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BOY:
Nahi nahi tum kha Gai toh main Kiya Karon ga?
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GIRL:
Tum
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Tum
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Doosri Icecream Le Lena!

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SRK Posted In Special SMS
Added 4 years ago

America aur karachi me sirf ek fark hai.
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America me log english bolte hain,
Aur karachi me urdu.
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Paapi insaan tum kya soch rahe te.

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SRK Posted In Special SMS
Added 4 years ago

Shahid KapoOR ka Saif Ali Khan Se 2 Inch Chota Tha,
iSi Liay Kareena Ne Usay Chor Dia.
I M Talking Abt ?KADD?
So Plz Al? U Guyz Improve Ur. .
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?HEIGHT?
Otherwise Ur G.f Will Prove Az Kareena KapoOR.

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SRK Posted In Special SMS
Added 4 years ago

Girl: O Bhai Jaan! Zara side pe hona
Boy: Tum Larkiyan itna Confuse kyu karti ho?
Ya to 'BHAI' bolo
Ya phr "JAAN" kaho.

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