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SRK Posted In Special SMS
Added 3 years ago

Nayi dulhan ko dulhe ne
suhagrat pe muh dikhai ke
Rs 25,000 diye..
Dulhan itne sare paise
dekh kar Ghabra ke boli:
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Suno ji pura khandaan THOKEGA kya...?

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SRK Posted In Special SMS
Added 3 years ago

Beti- Me padosi se pyar karti hu aur mein uske sath bhag rahi hu,
Baap- Thanku mere paise aur time dono bach gaye,
Beti- Main letter padh rahi hun jo mummy chor ke gayi hai..!

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SRK Posted In Special SMS
Added 3 years ago

Larka Larki Se Kia Kr Rhe Ho ?
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Larki Dodh Pee Rhe Ho
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Larka Kis Ka ?
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Larki Apni Bhen
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Ki
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Bhains Ka...

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SRK Posted In Special SMS
Added 3 years ago

What's An Average 6 Inch Long
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Inside A Guy's Pants And Girls Love To Blow It Up?
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A:1000- Rupee Currency Note.!
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Always Think POSITIVE

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SRK Posted In Special SMS
Added 3 years ago

KyA AapNe kAbhi Munh me LiyA hy??
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Wo MotA sA,
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Aas-PAAs bAAL,
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NArAM-NArAM
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UpEr sE CoVEr...
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NEvEr??
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JhooT boLTE ho?
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KAbhi BUTTA nAhi khAyA.

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SRK Posted In Special SMS
Added 3 years ago

Passenger: Yaar yeh koan sa stop hey,
bus main jhatkay buhat lag rahay hain.
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Driver: Salay, bus rukki hoi hay,
tum PATHAN ki goad main baithay ho.

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SRK Posted In Special SMS
Added 3 years ago

App Mujhay
Aik jaga
Se bohat
Pyare
Lagtay hain.?
Malooum hai kahan Se ?
DOOR SE.

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