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Added 3 years ago

Newton 3 Scientific S*x Law.
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1. A Hole Always Attract A Pole
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2. Length Of Pole Is Equal To D Depth Of Hole
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3. Up Down Motion Releases A Lotion
Which Increase Population Without Calculation.

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Added 3 years ago

Eclairs aur i-pil me kya fark hai?
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Socho..
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Aur socho...
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Choti bachhi eclairs khaa k masti karti hai
Aur
Badi bachhi masti karke i-pil khati hai

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Added 3 years ago

Why Americn names r like
JACKSON
WILSON
MARKSON
ROBINSON
KENSON
ANDERSON
DAVIDSON
JEMSON
JOHNSON
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Bcoz
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Mom can't remembr WHO is WHOSE SON.

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Added 3 years ago

Kahin dooor...
1 gao me.. Jab raat me bachcha sota nahi tab uski ma use kehti hai
Soja beta soja... Varna
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varna
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Varna!
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Doosra kaise hoga?

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Added 3 years ago

Wo maangti thi mein deta na tha,
Jawab us k sawal ka..
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Abhi rakkha hi tha k choot gaya,
Haath se phool gulab ka..
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Wo kehti thi peeche se nahi aage se karo,
Deedar mere husne shabab ka..
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Wo kehti thi bara dard hota hai jub under jata hai,
Kaano mein ik ik lafz janab k.

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Added 3 years ago

hachi: Hum chaat ki dukaan kholenge!!
Bhatija: Thik Hai.
Chachi: Hum 10/- plate chaat bechenge.
Bhatija: Main dukaan pe board laga dunga k "10/- me chachi ki chaat lo".

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Added 3 years ago

Pehlay gallay lagao
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phir kiss karo
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phir bistar pe litaao
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phir neechay haath laga ke check karo
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agar bachay ne susu ki hai to nappy badal do

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