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Mom- Itni Raat Gaye Kaha Gaye The?
Beta- Apni Girl Friend Se Milne.
Mom- Kis Liye?!
Beta- Haa Mom,
Bahut KISS Liye!

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SRK Posted In Special SMS
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Teacher: soniya tera sapana kya hai?
Soniya: chand par chadana....
Teacher: rahul tumhara sapna...?
Rahul: soniya par chadana...

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ANDHE KAY HATH MAY TORCH .
BEHRAY KAY HATH MAY RADIO..
GUNGAY KAY HATH MAY MIC..
OR.......... APP KAY HATH MAY
(MOBILE).......
KIA ZAMANA AAGAYA HAY.

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College me fees bharne ki line me ek ladki: Sir, pahle meri le lo.
clerk: Thoda ruko abhi leta hu.
Ladki: Nahi jaldi le lo warna period shuru ho jayenge..!

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Police- Park me aise baithe ho,
Bacho pe kya asar padega?
Couple- Hum Dono Married h
Police- To Ghar me jake Betho.
Man- Tab iske Pati pe kya asar Padega..!

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Kamwali Baai ko kuch ladke chhed rahe the.
BAAI- Badtamiji karoge to MORR bana dungi.
Ladke- Morr kaise banaogi?
BAAI- Tumhare pichwade mein jhadu daal ke!!

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Beta: Papa Muje 1 Bhai Chahiye Aaj aur Abhi,
Papa: Beta is Kaam me 9Mahine Lagte hai,
BETA: Aap to CONTRACTOR ho 5-6 admi laga do Jaldi Ho jayega..

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