Special SMS

SRK Posted In Special SMS
Added 4 years ago

Wo kya h?
Jo har admi k pass hota
Kisi k pas lamba to,
Kisi k pas chota.
Sarneme aur kya.
Mujhe pata h tum galat soch rahe the.

I Like SMS - Like: 39 - SMS Length: 137
SRK Posted In Special SMS
Added 4 years ago

Son:ek din gehri raat ko
Parents ke kamre me aa kar bola
Maa aap to muje angutha bhi
Chusne nahi dete or aap yaha pe itna bada ..
.
,
,
,
Aam chus rahe ho
Kyu aapne kya socha???
U naughty!!!!

I Like SMS - Like: 44 - SMS Length: 211
SRK Posted In Special SMS
Added 4 years ago

frnd ke saath kro ya grlfrnd k sath,
room me kro ya badroom me,
bad par kro ya fir sofe pe,
din me kro ya fir raat me,
ground me karo ya garden me kro,
aakhir success hone k liye padhai to krni padegi na.

I Like SMS - Like: 39 - SMS Length: 214
SRK Posted In Special SMS
Added 4 years ago

Ek ladki Jab Sare Kapde Utaar Leti Hai
To Kya Hota Hai ???? ?????????

BOLO NA




Are Rassi Khali Ho Jati Hai. .
Kabhi To Seedha Socha Karo.!

I Like SMS - Like: 41 - SMS Length: 155
SRK Posted In Special SMS
Added 4 years ago

TAJJUB Hai-

Aap jaise Smart log bhi
Road ke kinare katori
lekar khade ho jate hai..,
AKHIR KYU.
?
?
Sirf do char..
"Golgappe" Khane ke liye!

I Like SMS - Like: 40 - SMS Length: 158
SRK Posted In Special SMS
Added 4 years ago

A boy to girl: kab milogi aur kaha dogi ?
Girl: kaha aur kya loge ?
.
.
.
.
Boy: facebook par aur physics and
Chemistry k notes.

I Like SMS - Like: 37 - SMS Length: 142
SRK Posted In Special SMS
Added 4 years ago

AEsa kYa He jiSe jhuKaO To
PhiR KHaRa Ho jAta He?

?

<>

<>

<

LoLz iT’s HaNd pUMp(NaLka)

I Like SMS - Like: 40 - SMS Length: 110