Special SMS

Added 4 years ago

"MAA-BAAP"ki 1 dua zindagibana degi khud royegi mgar apko hasa degi kbi bhul kr bhi Maa ko Na RUlana.
Ek choti si bund puri Dharti hila degi....
"MAA-BAAP"ki 1 dua zindagibana degi khud royegi mgar apko hasa degi kbi bhul kr bhi Maa ko Na RUlana.
Ek choti si bund puri Dharti hila degi....

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Added 4 years ago

Glfrnd k sath,
Room k andar,
Table k uper,
Bulb k niche
De takatak
Le takatak
Dirty mind
The r plying table tenis.

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Added 4 years ago

Aisi Koi Chiz Batao Jisko Bajane Se
Andar Se Bacche Nikalte Hai..?
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Socho Nhi Malum
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Mai Batata Hu...?
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"School Ki Ghanti"
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Soch Badalo
Desh Badlega.

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Added 4 years ago

Most confusing joks:-
GIRL:- Aaj office jaate hi
BOSS mujh pe CHADH gaya.
Her Friend :- Kyu ?
GIRL :- Woh me LATE gayi thi na isliye.

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Added 4 years ago

Wo kya hai jis par
Agar Pyar se haath phero to
Wo turant khada ho jata hai...
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Baitha hua "KUTTA"
Waise aap bhi apni jagah sahi hain..

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Added 4 years ago

Biwi Ko Din Me Karoge To Wo Sust Rahegi
Sham Ko Karoge To Chust Rahegi
Roj Karoge To Tandurast Rahegi
Karte Rahoge To Khush Rahegi



"Office Se Roj Sirf 1 Call"

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Added 4 years ago

Lips jab lips se milte hain to kya hota hai...?
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Hamesha galat mat socha karo
Yaar muh band hota haiaur kya....

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