Special SMS

akash Posted In Special SMS
Added 4 years ago

Gabbar:Thakur ye mobile humko de de
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Thakur: Dekh yr hath-pair ka mazak thik h,
mobile se majak masti nhi,
facebook chalu h or Basanti online hai.

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akash Posted In Special SMS
Added 4 years ago

Fb craze . . . . .
Bhikhari:-Amma,roti
dedo
Daadi:-abhi roti nhi bani
thodi der tak aana . .
Bhikhari:-Amma yeh lo
mera no. jb ban jaaye
toh miss call kr dena
(bhikhari rocks)
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Daadi:-are baba fone
me balance nhi hai main
FACEBOOK par status
update karungi wahan
dekh ke aa jaana

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akash Posted In Special SMS
Added 4 years ago

FaCeBooK UseRs Ki
SuPeR FiLmS:

MaiNe CoMMeNt
Q KiYa?;>

MuJSe ChaTTinG
KaRoGi?:|

HuM BLoCk
Ho ChuKe SaNaM;(

FaCeBooK Ne
BaNa Di JoDi:*

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akash Posted In Special SMS
Added 4 years ago

GIRL-Maine Tume khi Deka
hai?
BHIKARI-kya MADAM
kaL hi Toh facebook
Pe like kiya Tha
OR
Apne Mere *Photo* PE Cmnt
diA tha
LookinG So sweeT*

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akash Posted In Special SMS
Added 4 years ago

Sometimes, I purposely reply my notifications late just to show people that I have a life outside fb ;-)

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akash Posted In Special SMS
Added 4 years ago

Shayad Mene Apni Zindagi Ki Ahmiyat Ko Samjha Hi Nhi
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Agar Samjha Hota To Mai Apni Zindagi Facebook Par Barbad Na Karta

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akash Posted In Special SMS
Added 4 years ago

Daily need of 2013 children :
Food-.......... ?. ??? 5%
Water-......... ? 2%
Sleep-.......... ??? 3%
Facebook-..... ???????? 90%

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