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akash Posted In Special SMS
Added 3 years ago

फेसबुक एक मंदिर है...
पेज एक मूतिँ है....
स्टेटस पढने वाला भक्त...
स्टेटस डालने वाला पुजारी...
स्टेटस पढ के जो कोमेंट न करे...
वो मंदिर के बाहार बैठा भिखारी

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akash Posted In Special SMS
Added 3 years ago

Boy sends friend request to Girl on
Facebook:- Girl :- Kaunn ho tum ?
Boy :- Hasrat tumhari .......
Girl :- Chahte kya ho ? ...
Boy : Mohhabat tumhari .........
Girl:- Pachtaoge tum ..........
Boy :- Kismat hamari....
Girl :- Married hoon main ......
Boy: To
Status single se hata Manhoos Naari

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akash Posted In Special SMS
Added 3 years ago

FaceBook Student Status:
SomeTimes.. I FeeL To Write"LOL" At
The End Of Every Answer In The
Exams.. :):P:D

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akash Posted In Special SMS
Added 3 years ago

Boy asked god:-
Why she loves rose which dies in a
day.
ButDosen't love me who dies for her
every day ?
.
.
God replyd:- Mast hai ! Facebook pe
dal de.

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akash Posted In Special SMS
Added 3 years ago

Definition of LIKE button on Facebook
Girls believe that it will cost Rs 5 for
hitting like button 1 Time and
they don’t like anything except their
own status,
Whereas boys know that its
completely free of cost and
effectively utilize it to impress girls by
Liking their Status updates and
comments even if they are senseless..

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akash Posted In Special SMS
Added 3 years ago

Ye waqt lamhe gujar jayenge,
Zindagi mein kuch khokar kuch
payenge,
Aaj hum yahan hai kal dur chale
jayenge,
Par wada raha roz FACEBOOK mein
jarur aayenge..

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akash Posted In Special SMS
Added 3 years ago

The universal truth
when we share somthing especial in Facebook
lyks:2 comments:0

But when girls share "hi" then
like:100 comments:150

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