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akash Posted In Special SMS
Added 4 years ago

Strange ReaLity Of Facebook:
GirL Status:"I Am FeeLing Sad.. 952 Comments..
Boy Status:"I Am Going To Commit Suicide.. 2 Likes..;p ;(

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akash Posted In Special SMS
Added 4 years ago

Aaj To Maa Ne Bhi Saaf BoL Diya,
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"Beta,Wife Aisi Lana,
Jo Facebook Na Use Karti Ho,
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Ghar Mai Aur Ku6 Kaam Bhi Hote Hai.".. :)

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akash Posted In Special SMS
Added 4 years ago

Special Request For Girls
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Kripya Facebook Pe,
Apne Name Kay Aage
"Angel, Princess, Sweet,
Lovely..."Etc...

Naa Lagaye...
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Kyuki Aap Logo Ki Shakal Dekhne Ke
Baad Ladko Ka Princess Aur
Angels Par Se Vishwas
Uthta Jaa Raha Hai...:S

Thank You.

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akash Posted In Special SMS
Added 4 years ago

90% girls in faceb0ok say they
are
In Relati0nship..
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90% b0ys in facebo0k say they
are
Single..
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Then who r liars?
BOYs or GIRLs?

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akash Posted In Special SMS
Added 4 years ago

2 snakes on FB chat:
Snake1:" Fusss..
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Snake 2:" Fusss..
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Snake1:" Fusss Fusss Fusss..
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Snake2:" Fussss Fusss Fusss..
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Snake1:" Fussss Fusss Fusss Fussss Fusss Fusss Fussss Fusss Fusss
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Snake2:" Fussss Fusss Fusss Fussss Fusss Fusss Fussss Fusss Fusss
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Snake1:" Bhow Bhow Bhow...
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Snake2:" saale aa gaya na aukat
pe, mujhe pata tha fake ID bnake aaya hai...

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akash Posted In Special SMS
Added 4 years ago

I thinks that facebook should change the
status question from
what's on your mind?
to.
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whats your problem today?"

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akash Posted In Special SMS
Added 4 years ago

अब तो फेसबुक पर कुछ लिखनेमें भी डर लग रहा है ग़ालिब..
की नोटीफिकेशन की जगह अरेस्ट वॉरंट ना आ जाये

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