Jokes-Funny SMS [Husband Vs Wife]

Added 3 years ago

Man: Sir, My Wife Is Missing..
Postman: Ye Post Office Hai,
Police Station Nahi..
Man: Oh Sorry,
.
Sala Khusi Ke Mare Kaha Jaau
Samajh Me Nahi Aa Raha...!

I Like SMS - Like: 51 - SMS Length: 160
Added 3 years ago

Pati: Mujhe Neend Nahi Aa Rahi Hai..
Patni: Jaao Jakar Bartan Saaf Kar Do..
Pati: Neend Me Bol Raha Hu Pagli..!

I Like SMS - Like: 51 - SMS Length: 113
Added 3 years ago

Wife(kitchn se):ji sunte ho
ajkl me khubsurat hoti ja rhi hu
Husband:2mne kaise jana?
Wfe:Ajkal meri khubsurti dekhkr rotiya v jalne lagi h.

I Like SMS - Like: 40 - SMS Length: 143
Added 3 years ago

Patni ne pati ko
Surprise krne k lie
kitchtn mein jakr new SIM card se call ki
.
.
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Or boli,,
Hllo darling...
Pati: baad mein
call kro jaan
abhi wo kutti kamini kitchen mein hain..

I Like SMS - Like: 32 - SMS Length: 191
Added 3 years ago

Question-Kya Ek Wife
Apne Husband Ko
Lakhpati Bana Sakti Hai...?
Answer- Yes,
Par Husband Crorepati Hona Chahiye.

I Like SMS - Like: 43 - SMS Length: 117
Added 3 years ago

Pati- Meri Nazar Kamzor Ho Gayi Hai,
Sochta Hu Chashma Banwa Lu.
Patni- Rehne Do! Colony Me
Mujhse Sundar Koi Nahi Hai.

I Like SMS - Like: 40 - SMS Length: 122
Added 3 years ago

Wife= agr me kho jau, to tum kya kroge
husband=me nirmal baba ke pas jauga
wife=baba se kya kahoge
husband=baba kirpa aani suru ho gyi h?

I Like SMS - Like: 69 - SMS Length: 143
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