Jokes-Funny SMS [Husband Vs Wife]

Added 3 years ago

Husband wife ko English sikha raha tha.
Wife dopehar me husband se: dinner lo Ji.
.
Husband Jahil ye dinner nahi lunch hai.
.
Wife: Jahil tu, Tera baap, Tera Sara khandan,
ye raat ka bacha hua khana hai.

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Added 3 years ago

Husband: Tumse Shaadi Karke Mujhe Ek Bahut Bada Faayda Hua Hai.
Wife: Woh Kya?
Husband: Mujhe Mere Gunaaho Ki Saza Jeete-jee Hi Mil Gayi!

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Added 3 years ago

Husband wife me ladaai hoyi,
Husband ghar se chala gaya,

Husband Raat ko phone pe:-

Khane me kya hai” ??

Wife:- Zeher. 3:)

Husband:- Main der se aaunga,
tum kha kar so jana..!

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Added 3 years ago

HUSBAND: AAJ FAISLA HO KE RAHEGA,

BATAO KIS-KIS KE SATH SOTI HO?

WIFE: QASAM SE
SIRF AAP KE SATH HI SOTI HUN
BAQI LOG SONE KAHA DETE HE.

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Added 3 years ago

HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle If 1 punctures, the vehicle can`t move further M0ral: always Keep a SPARE TYRE..

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Added 3 years ago

If Wife Kisses Everytime U Come
Back Home..
Remember Its Not Affection
Its Inspection Of..
Daaru
Perfume
Or
Lipstick..
Be Careful..
.
"JANHIT ME JAARI"

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Added 3 years ago

Best Slogan On A Man's T-Shirt:
.
Please Do Not Disturb Me
I Am Married And Already
Very Disturbed...!

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