Jokes-Funny SMS [Alok Nath SMS]

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When a girl goes down on Alok Nath, he gives her aashirwad.

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This New Year eve, Alok Nath is going to drink 'Charnamrat' on the rocks.

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The only two wars Alok Nath has seen in his life are ‘Haridwar’ and ‘Pariwar’.

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Salman Khan is still Virgin because of Sanskar given by Alok Nath in ‘Maine Pyaar Kiya’.

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Rohit Sharma and Dale Steyn should watch some Alok Nath movies and learn Sanskar.

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Question: Alok Nath’s favorite song?
Answer: ‘Oppa Samdhan Style!’
Question: How would Alok Nath howl if he was a Werewolf? Answer: ‘Bahuuuuu...’
Question: What will Alok Nath ride if he stars in Dhoom 3? Answer: Bullock cart.
Question: Which car does Alok Nath drive?
Answer: Sanskar

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Question: Alok Nath’s favorite song? Answer: ‘Oppa Samdhan Style!’

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