Jokes-Funny SMS [Boy-Girl sms]

Added 1 year ago

Boy :"Jaan,tumhara naam apne haath
pe likhu ya dil pe ?
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Girl :"Idhar udhar kyo likhtey ho
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Agar sacha pyar krte ho to apni
property k papers par likh do
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Boy :"Oo teri
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Yaar ye ladkiyan kitne chalak hogyi
hai star plus dekh ke...

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Added 1 year ago

Gf:"jaan socha call kar loon, tum mujhe miss kar rhe
hoge."...
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Bf:"kamini abhi 15 min pehle to ladai karke bethii
h..aur ek dm se itna pyar kaise aa rha h". .. .... ... ... .
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Gf: maa ki ankh, fir tera no. Lag gya...

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Added 1 year ago

Zyadatar boys ka Carrier to wahi khatm ho jata hai............




Jab aage bench par bethi ladki............







Piche mudkar smile k sath pen/pencil maang leti hai..Agree boys..

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Added 1 year ago

Girl: Tum kya karte ho?
Boy: Hindustan Times me job krta tha
lekin abhi chhod dia.
Girl: Kyu?
Boy: Yaar Aisi thandi me kon jaldi
uth k paper dene jayega?

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Added 1 year ago

Aajkal ki ladkiyon ki dress
Yahan se less
Wahan se less
Kabhi sleeveless
Kabhi backless
Aur koi ladka ghoor kar dekhe toh,
KAMINA CHARACTERLESS.

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Added 2 years ago

Ek Ladka Scooty par ja raha tha.. Scooty ka
tyre
Bhains k gobar k beech mein se
guzer gya..,
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Qareeb kuch ladkiya khadi thi..
Unho ney taliyan
baja k kaha:"Happy Birthday to
U..."
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Ladka ruka or bola:"Wish karne
se kaam nahi chaley ga...."
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"Cake to khana hi padega.

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Added 2 years ago

लडकियां red कलर की लिपस्टिक के
20 shades में भी
आसानी से अंतर बता सकती हैं
और
लड़के शैम्पू की बजाये कंडिशनर से नहा लेंगे और
गाली दे कर बोलेंगे....
साला कौन लाया ये शैम्पू
झाग ही नहीं है साले में।

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