Jokes-Funny SMS [Boy-Girl sms]

Added 3 years ago

Girl:-Aj bhaiya ne mujhe tumhare sath bike pe
dekh liya
.
Boy:-shit! fir kya hua?
.
Girl:-Rikshe ke paise wapas le liye.
Hamari bahut hi Strict family hai.

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Added 3 years ago

1 larka 1 larki k sath baitha tha,
2nd day dosri larki k sath daikha gia,
3rd day koi aur larki thi
4th day kisi new larki k sath tha
Moral: larkian badal jati hain, larkay nahin badaltay

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Added 3 years ago

Boy friend
(bahut romantik andaj mai):
Jaanu dekho mai tumhari zulfon
ke liye kya laya hu !!!!
Girl friend:- so sweet kya ?
Boy friend:-
.
Zu nikalne wali kangi.

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Added 3 years ago

Ek Baat Jo Sab Se Jyada Baar Ek Friend
Apne Dusre Friend Se Kehta Hai.

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"Tere Item Ko Bol Meri Bhi
Setting Kara De...

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Added 3 years ago

Thr r basically 7 TYPES OF
GIRLS...
1. HARD DISK Girls:
Remember everything forever.
2. RAM Girls:
Forgets about you the moment you turn
her off.
3. SCREEN SAVER Girls:
Just for looking. .
4. INTERNET Girls:
Difficult to access..
5. SERVER Girls:
Always busy when needed. .
6. MULTIMEDIA Girls:
Makes horrible things looks beautiful. .
7. VIRUS Girls :
These type of girls are
normally called 'WIFE' once enters in your
system don't leave even after format.

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Added 3 years ago

Boy: BUS aur LARKI
aik jaisi hoti hain,
1 jaati hai to doosri aa jati
hai.



Girl: RAKSHAY aur LARKAY
ek jaisay hotay hain,
1 ko bulao 4 chale aate
hain.

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Added 3 years ago

Girl:m tumhry lye sub kuch chor du gi
Boy: ma baap
Girl:Yes
Boy: khana penna
Girl: Yes
Boy: sari dunya
Girl: Yes
Boy:Star Plus
Girl: Chalo Chalo apni shakal dekhi hai..

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