Jokes-Funny SMS [Boy-Girl sms]

Added 3 years ago

Girlfriend (gusse me) : tumhare
dimag me sirf gobar bhara hai...


CA student (pyaar se) : toh fir itni der
se kyu kha rahi ho

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Added 3 years ago

GIRLS Ki Shopping..
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Inhe Kharidna Kuch Nahi Hota
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Bas Ye Dekho,
Wo Dekho,
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Oh Ye Kya Hai.. ??
Waow Wo Kya Hai.. ??
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Ye Kitne Ka Hai.. ??
Wo Kitne Ka Hai.. ??
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5 Ghante Sirf Ghoom Kar Apna
Dupatta Peeko Karwa Kar
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Aur
Gol-Gappe Kha Kar Chali Aati H,
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Aur Facebook Per Status Daalti
H:
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"Shopping At Mall, Enjoying
A
Lot"...:p :D :O

Hahahaha...Agree Boys ?
Thoko LIKE

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Added 4 years ago

Boy:- Tumhari sandal achhi hain..

Girl:- Utaroon kya?

Boy:- Chal pagli,tumhari jeans to isse bhi achhi hai :D

I Like SMS - Like: 157 - SMS Length: 115
Added 4 years ago

Indian Govt kahti hai ki
ek ladki padhai kar le to
pariwar ke 4 logo ko shikshit
krsakti hai.
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pr ek ladki colge jaati hai to 40
ldke FAIL ho jate h.
uska kya??

I Like SMS - Like: 104 - SMS Length: 173
Added 4 years ago

full form of BOYS?
"B" eauty
"O"f
"Y"oung
"S"ociety..'-) GIRL?
"G"orillas
"I"n
"R"eal
"L"ife..!!

I Like SMS - Like: 91 - SMS Length: 104
Added 4 years ago

Attitude reloaded... GIRL- I hate you... :-l
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BOY- What a co_incidence !!!

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Added 4 years ago

Ladka propose kare toh ladki ke 5 jawab ho sakte hai:
1. No
2. Yes
3. Main apko sirf dost samajhti hun
4. I m engaged
5. I love someone else...
Ladki kisi ladke ko propose kare to ladke ke 5 jawab
1. Haa
2. Yes
3. Ok
4. Alright
5. Me 2..
Moral: " Ladko ka dil, dil nahi dariya hota hai "

I Like SMS - Like: 136 - SMS Length: 299
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