Jokes-Funny SMS [Boy-Girl sms]

Added 3 years ago

Why Girls Live Longer Than Boy..?
Scientific Studies Have Proven
That..
"SHOPPING"
Never Causes Heart Attack
But
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"PAYING THE BILLS DOES"

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Added 3 years ago

Girl meri jeans 2000 ki hai.
Mera top 3000 ka hai.
Mere jute 1500 ke hain.
Boy bus kar….. Phle chain band kar pagli….
20 rupye wali chaddi dikh rahi hai. .......

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Added 3 years ago

Ek Ladka Apni Girlfriend Ko Le Ke Ghumne Jaata Hai.
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Aur Bahut Tez Barish Ho Jati Hai
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Socho Bahut Tez Barish Me Kya Hua Hoga..???
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Socho..
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Socho..
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Nahi Pata...
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Ladki Ka Makeup Utar Jata Hai..

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Ladka Darr K Bhaag Jata Hai... !!


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Added 3 years ago

Boy to girl- 'Stop' I can PK
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Girl- what PK?
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Boy- purpose karuga
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Girl- FSSSM
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Boy- what FSSSM?
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Girl- fut saale sendal semaarugi:D
Girls rocks
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Boy- MBKF
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Girl- what MBKF?
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Boy- mukka bhi khayegi fir
Boys double rocks.

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Added 3 years ago

Girl: Tum Mujhe Apni Diamond Ki Ring De Do, Mein Ring Ko Dekhke Tumhe Roj Yaad Karungi,

Boy: Tum Ye Soch Kar Yaad Kar Lena Ki Kamine Se Ring Mangi Magar Ring Nahi Di!!


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Added 3 years ago

BF: Kal Tumhare Ghar Gaya Tha.
Mujhe Nahi Lagta Hamari Shadi Hogi..!
GF: Kyu..?? Papa Se Mile??
BF: Nahi.. Tumhari Behen Se Mila..
Solid Lagti Hai..!!



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Added 3 years ago

Girl: Bhaiya Mujhe Mobile
Me Mp3 Songs Dalwane Hai..
Mobile Shop Wala: Memory
Card Hai Kya ??
Girl: Memory Card To Nahi
Hai, Rasan Card Ya
Aadhar Card Chalega Kya???


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