Jokes-Funny SMS [Boy-Girl sms]
She:.. Ek baat bolu..??
She:I lov u re...wt r ur feelings towards me?
Me:Baby... i m feeling like....
i m in a empty bus wid plenty of seats but i m still standing
A Boy Was Teaching Maths To a Girl
He kissed her, again he kissed her & said... This is
Then the Girl kissed him & said..
This is Substraction..
Then They kissed each other & said..
This is Multiplication...
Suddenly Girl's Dad came
he started beating the boy & threw him away & said...This is called DIVISION...
Me: when is your birthday?
She: Nov 30th. Yours?
Me: Itna bol rhi ho toh, I'll date you
Girls who say, “i’m wanted by many” should
keep in mind that ‘Low prices always attracts
Boy :- Janu ab tum change ho gayi ho.
Girl :- Wo kyun ?
Boy :- Ab main tumhe KISS karta hu to
tum Eyes Close Nahi Karti.
Girl :- Haramkhor, Pichli Bar Close ki thi
to Mere Purse se 100 Rs. Gayab The.
Height of insult:
AIEEE results were declared
A boy messaged his rank to grlfrnd….
"naya number liya h kya….?