Jokes-Funny SMS [Funny SMS]

Added 3 years ago

The Government has passed
a new rule..
All the smart and good
looking people will have to
pay
"Personality Tax"
Baki Sab toh safe hain lekin
Apne Group ki to waat lag
gayi na...

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Added 3 years ago

Mujhe Rs.50,000/-chahiye sirf
1 month
keliye.
Need it any how.
Tumhare pass rehete hai
isliye tumhe pucha.
Na maat karna plz..
Aaisa 1 bewda ATM machine
se bol raha
tha..
Tum log tension mat lo...

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Added 3 years ago

Washing Powder Nirma..
Now The Entire Team Of Nirma
Is In The Parliamen..
Hema
Rekha
Jaya
Sushma..
Sab Ki Pasand Nirma....!

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Added 3 years ago

Agar Aapki Wife Aapka Kehna Nahi
Maanti Hai To..
.
To
.
Itna Dhayan Se Mat Padho
Kisi Ki Nahi Maanti..
.
"ISKA KOI SOLUTION NAHI"

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Added 3 years ago

Unmarried Boy: Mujhe Shadi Nahi
Karna,
Mujhe Sab Auraton Se Darr Lagta
Hai..
.
Father: Kar Le Beta,
Fir Ek Hi Aurat Se Darr Lagega
Baaki Sab Acchi Lagegi....!

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Added 3 years ago

Ek Engineering Ke Student Ne,
Hostel Se Apne Father Ko Letter Likha
NO MONEY,
NO FUN,
YOUR SON.
.
.
.
.
.
Jawab Aaya
.
.
.
.
.
How Sad,
Very Bad,
Your Dad...

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Added 3 years ago

For Girls..
Who are We??
"Girls!!"
What do we want??
"Equality!!"
Why do we want it??
"Chahiye Bas!!"
But Why??
"Chahiye Bas!!"
Arrey but Why??
"Pata Nhi! Bas Chahiye!"

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