Jokes-Funny SMS [Funny SMS]

Added 2 years ago

Berlusconi 71 years old,
has a girlfrnd.
18 years old.
.
Bill Gates 57 years old,
has a girlfrnd 24 years old
.
Maradona 52 years old,
has a girlfrnd 21 years old.
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Moral : Don't worry that you don't
have a girlfrnd,
yours probably isn't born
yet...

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Added 2 years ago

A girl can be your best friend,

wife,
worst enemy,
or worst
nightmare.
It just depends on
how you treat her...

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Added 2 years ago

Usse juda ho kar to meri,
jaan hi jaane wali thi Faraz''!!
Achanak Yaad Aya...
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.
.
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Ke Uski Saheli Ne Bhi Toh Apna Number Diya Tha...!!
Tab Jaa Kar Jaan Mein Jaan Aayi...

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Added 2 years ago

A letter from a teacher to a
parent:
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Dear Parent,
Kumar doesn't smell nice in class,
Please try to Bath him..
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Parent's answer:
Dear Teacher,
Kumar is not a rose,
Dont smell him,
Teach him...

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Added 2 years ago

Pappu Har Station Utar K
Usse Agle Station Ka Ticket Kharid Raha Tha
.
Kyu?
.
Kyun Ki Doctor Ne Use
.
Lamba Safar
Karne K Liye Mana Kiya Tha.

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Added 2 years ago

Student- Sir Sab Log Hindi, English, Urdu,
Me Bolte,
Maths Me Kyu Nahi.
Teacher - Jyada 3,5 Na Kar 9,2,11 Hole Nahi To 4,5 Jab Dunga To 6 K 36 Dikhne Lagenge.

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Added 2 years ago

New way of writting answers in exams.
If you don’t know the answer,
then put lines like this : |||||||||| and write below : “Scratch here for ANSWERS”

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