Jokes-Funny SMS [Funny SMS]

Added 3 years ago

Nursery ke student ne Exam sheet pe
SUSU kar Diya.
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Teacher: Ye kya kiya hai?
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Student: Mummy ne kaha tha ki Pehle jo aa raha ho wahi karna...

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Added 3 years ago

Gud Days

AJ KI GOOD News.
Kunwara honay ka sab se bara faida kya hai..?


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Aap subah Bed k dono taraf se utar saktey hain.
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Taaliyaaaaaaan.

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// Qasam se bachpan se hi buht zaheen hn bs kbi gharoor ni kIYa:.

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Added 3 years ago

Differencr b/w 1st BENCH nd LAST
BENCH STUDENTS..
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1st BENCH Students..
1. Study
2.Study
3.Study
4.Study
5.Study
6.Study
7.Study
8.Study
9.Study
10.Study
11.Study
Results -85%

LAST BENCH Students..
1.dreaming
2.copying
3.fighting
4.talking
5.hearing songs
6.Bunked class
7.Laughing
8.throwing pens
9.chating
10.punishments
11.watching girls etc...
Results -75%
Agree??

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Added 3 years ago

My mom's first reaction when I say "
Net nhi chal raha.."
MOM : Hey bhagwan tera Lakh Lakh
shukr hei...

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Added 3 years ago

Girl’s father- Main nahi chahta ki meri beti Apni puri zindgi 1 gadhe k sath guzare.
Boyfriend- Bus, isiliye main use Yaha se le jane aya hun

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Added 3 years ago

Guru-Kamine Dost Se Bach K Raho

Boy-Par Kamine Dost Ka Pata Kaise Chalega

Guru-Sare Dosto Ko Msg Karo, Jo Reply Na De Samajh Lo Wahi Kamina Hai.

Sory fr aap mat samjhna kyunki aap to karte ho

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Added 3 years ago

Kanto bhari rah me kaun sath deta hai
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mom, dad = no
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husband, wife= no
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frnds = no
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lovers= no
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only,, ur chappal

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