Jokes-Funny SMS [Funny SMS]

Added 3 years ago

Horny singh - Char bottle vodka.Kam mera roz ka..
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Devdas - Bitch Please...

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Added 3 years ago

Bappi Lehri Ab Gold Chain Ke Badle
Gold Flake
Pehan Ke Ghuma Karenge...

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Added 3 years ago

"Australia Girls'Game is
Cricket"
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"Russia Girls'Game is Tennis"
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"China Girls'Game is Chess"
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And INDIAN Girls'GAME is
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"LOVE"
click agree...

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Father: Success is when signature turns
into
autograph.
Son: No dad,
success is when Signature
turns into
Black Label or Chivas Regal...

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Maana k teri nazar mein kuch bhi nahi
hu main
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Meri ahmiyat unse puch..
jinke maine paise dene hain...

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Army Training ke dauran.
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OFFICER ne MUKKU se pucha: 'Ye
Hath me kya
hai?'
MUKKU: "Sir, Banduk hai...!" OFFICER : "Ye Banduk Nahi! Tumhari
Izzat hai,
Shaan hai,
Ye Tumhari MAA hai
MAA.!!"
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Phir Officer ne dusre sipahi MAHESH
se pucha:
"Ye Hath me kya hai?"
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MAHESH: "Sir,
ye MUKKU ki Maa hai,
Uski Izzat hai,
Uski Shaan hai
aur Hamari AUNTY hai AUNTY..!"

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Added 3 years ago

Traffic police chalan book nikaal ke
bola:
'Naam bol?'
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Ladka: Galti ho gayi Sir... .
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Police: Naam Bol
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Ladka: Sorry sir Iss baar jane do.
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dobara nahi hoga
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Police: Naam bol
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Ladka:"Trikulavattyy
Thekkeparambli
Venkateshwara Swami"
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Police (book band karke):
"chal nikal beta!
Agli baar gaadi dhire chalana...

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