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Added 2 years ago

1.GoVerMeNT HoSPTaL Ke
DoCTor Aur Mareez
Me Kya SiMiLariTy Hai ?

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DoCTor NurSe Pe

Aur

Mareez FarSH Pe MarTa Hai . ;-):-)

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Added 2 years ago

Mitro Avi avi Mujhe Suchna Mili Hai Ki

Mujhe Watsapp Mantri Bana Diya Gaya Hai


Aur

Watsap Mantralay Meri Pass Rahega .

MODI JI KA DHANYABAD ! ;-):-)

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Buzurg: Beta kaise ho??
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Boy: Uncle theek hu,
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Buzurg: Padhai kaisi chal rahi hai??
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Boy: Bilkul aapki zindagi ki tarah,
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Buzurg: Matlab??
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Boy: Bhagwan ke bharose...

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Added 2 years ago

No matter you are american or
brazilian or
french or spanish or german,
according to
Indians you are angrez...

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My worst fear is laughing at a joke I don't understand and having someone ask me to explain it...

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16-25 Year ki ladki Football ki tarah
hoti hai
"1 ke pichhe 22 log"
...
26-35 Year ki ladki Cricket ball ki tarah
hoti
hai
"1 ke hath aati hai baaki sab taali
bajate
hain"
...
36-45 Year ki ladki Tenniss ball ki
tarah hoti
hai
"1 kahta hai tu rakh, dusra kahta hai tu
rakh"
....
45 Year ke baad Golf baal ki tarah hoti
hai
"Jitni door jaaye utna achha lagta
hai...
@ You Agree.. ??? @

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♥ FeeS MaafI KE LiyE ApplicatioN ♥

To
The Principal
High School Jalore
Sir
Baat Ye Hui Ke Mere Dad Ne Mujhe Fees Ke Liye 2000 Rupe Diye The,

500 Ki Dosto Ke Sath Film Dekh Li, 500 Ki Drink Ho Gayi,
500 Ka Girlfrind Ka Recharge Karwana Pada

Fir Usko 250 Ki Coffee Pilai,
Aur Bache 250 English Wali Mam Pe Shart Har Gaya…

Mein Samjhta Tha Ki Unka Sirf Maths Ke Sir Saath Chakkar Hain Par Unka To Aapse Bhi Chakar Nikla,
Ab Aapke Paas 2 Hi Raste Hain…
Ya To Meri Fees Maaf Ya Aapka Pardafaash..
Asha Karta Hun Meri Fees Maaf Ho Jayegi…
ThenkS
Aapka Pyara
Student DHANDHAL
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

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