Jokes-Funny SMS [Funny SMS]

Added 2 years ago

Pappu Ek Party Mein Gaya Aur,
Waha Usne 8 Butter Naan Kha Liye.
Kuch Der Baad Toilet Mein,
Pet Pakad Ke Ro Raha Tha.
Bhagwan Se Request Kar Raha Tha Ki,
'Hey Bhagwan Ya Toh Jaan Nikal De,
Ya Naan Nikal De'

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Added 2 years ago

One Dr Question
Tooth Brush Kitney Arsey Bad Retired Kiya Jata Hy?
Chinese: 1 Week
British 1 Month
Usa 3 Months
India: India Mn Tooth Brash Kabi B Retired Ni Hota
Dr.wo Kaisy
Indian India Mn Tooth Brush Sab Se Pehle,
Dant Saf Krne Ke Kam Ata Hai.

Phir Hair Color Krne Ke Kam Ata Hai.

Us K Bad Mechines Ki Safai K Kam Ata Hai
Aur
Jb Us K Ball Gir Jate Hai To,
Izar Meh Nara Dalny K Kam Ata Hai.

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Ek 8 Saal Ka Ladka Dukandaar Se Bola,
"Bhai Sahab, Ek Packet Cigarette Dena"!
Dukandaar Hairani Se Bola,
"Itne Chote Aur Cigrarette?"
Ladka: Mere Liye Nahi,
Apne Chote Bhai Ke Liye Le Raha Hoon.
Mere Liye To Ek Packet C0nd0m De Do!

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Shrabi Road Pe Pada Tha
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Police: Itni Q Pi Rakhi Hai,
Shrabi: Majburi Thi Sahab
Police: Kya
Mazburi Thi Saale
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Shrabi: Bottle Ka
Dhakkan Gum Ho Gya Tha,
Isliye Puri Bottle Pini Padi.

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कोलेज की गलियो में अजीब खेल होता है,
क्लास के बहाने दिलो का मेल होता है,
नोट्स की जगह लव होता है,
इस लिए तो पप्पू हर साल फेल होता है!

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Tcher:Shadi Kya Hai?
Stdent:Kunwaro k Liye "Alpenlibe" Jee Lalchaye Raha Na Jaye:
Aur Shadisuda k Liye "Cloromint" Dubara Mat Puchna.

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Added 2 years ago

Faddu Joke Must Read
Shaadi Ki Raat Pappu Confus
Ho Gya Kii Kya Baat
Kre
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Aadha Ghanta Sochne Ke
Baad Pappu Apni Biwi Se
Bola.,"kya Apke Gharwaalo
Ko Pta Hai Aaj Aap Yhi
Rukegi."-:p

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