Jokes-Funny SMS [Funny SMS]

Added 2 years ago

"मोदी जी विदेश दौरे से वापिस लौटे"
पायलट -
सर,
थोड़ी देर रुकेंगे ना हिंदुस्तान में...
मैं भाग कर
अपने बीवी बच्चों से
मिल आता हूँ....
आपके तो हे नहीं.

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Added 2 years ago

sala Maut aur mohabbat bAs naam se badnaam hain warna takleef toh sbse jyada...
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biwi aur gf hi deti hai..
#A_k

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Added 2 years ago

Baccha : Goodnight mummy ?
Mummy : Beta Goodnight..
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Baccha : Goodnight Daddy ?
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Dad : Goodnight Beta.
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Baccha (Frustated) : Arey !!! Goodnight kidar hai puch raha hu..!!!
Macchar kaat rahe hai..!!

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Added 2 years ago

Chhotu BLOOD Ke bare mein book parh raha
tha...!!!
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Motu: Aaj yeh book kyu parh raa hai?
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Chhotu : Mujhe doctor ne kaha hai ke
kal mera BLOOD test hai iss liye test ki tayari
kar
raha hoon...!!!

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Added 2 years ago

Ek Aadmi ne 1 ungli se 8 admi ko upar pahucha diya
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or wo rajnikant b nahi tha Batao kaise ?
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Lift se yaar Q Apna kamjor dimag par jor dete ho. .

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Added 2 years ago

Ek ladka apni class me baitha tha..
Ek cute si ladki speech shuru karne jaa rahi thi ki
usse pehle ladke ne apne dono hatho se
apne kaan band kar diye...
Frnd : Tune apne haato se kaan kyu band kiye..???
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Ladka : Ale jo spech dene jaalahi aa na..
wo meli gal flend hai ..
wo spech k chulu me hi bolegi...
"my deal brothels nd shistels"

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Added 2 years ago

Son came late…
Mom: beta kaha gaya tha..??
Beta: – Mom movie dekhne gaya tha..
Mom: Beta Kaunsi..?
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Beta: ‘MAA KI MAMTA’
Mom: Ja beta upar ja nayi film lagi hai..
Beta: Maa , kaunsi..?
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Maa: BAAP KA KEHAR !!!

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