Jokes-Funny SMS [Funny SMS]

Added 1 year ago

Glass tootne par kaisi awaaz aati hai?
Crush?
Crish?
Hish?
No…!
Socho
Socho
ok.
Maa ki aawaz aati hai
“Tod de tod de sab tod se, kuch baki mat rakhna janwar kahi ka”

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Added 1 year ago

Cat: “How old are u ??
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Elephant: “5 yrs..
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Cat: “U luk big..
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Elephant: “i m a COMPLAN BOY
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Cat: “i m 20 yrs
Elephant:” But u luk small
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Cat: “PONDS MIRACLE,
BADHTI UMAR MANO THAM SI JAYE

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Added 1 year ago

Me- papa aaj maine ₹ 5000 kamaye
Dad- great beta, but how?
Me- satta lagaya tha IPL match pe
Dad- harami kahan se seekha yeh sab
Me- IIN se

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Added 1 year ago

Pehle zamane Ki Ladkiya,
Puja Karke Soti Thi
Taaki Unhe Darr Na Lage..
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21st Century Ki Ladkiya
Raat Ko Bhi Makeup Karke Soti He,
Taaki Doosro Ko Darr Na Lage

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Added 1 year ago

Raat Ko Kitab Meri Mujhe Dekhty Rhee…
Neend Mujhe Apni Orr Khenchti Rhee…
Neend Ka Jhonka Mera Mann Moh Gayaa…
Aur Aik Raat Phir Yeh Genious Bina Padhe So Gaya …..

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Added 1 year ago

Judge – You are crossing the limits.
Lawyer – Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge – How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer – My Lord, I said kaun ‘Sa Law’ kehta hai?

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Added 1 year ago

लालू चाचा दूर के !
चारा खाऐं चूर के !!
नितीश को दिया थाली में !
समधी को दिया प्याली में !!
समधी गऐं रूठ !
गठबंधन गया टूट !!

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