Jokes-Funny SMS [Funny SMS]

Added 3 years ago

Tere Jheel Jaise Aankho Me,
Doob Jane Ko Jee Chahta H.
Par Kambakth Tera Chasma,
Beech Me Aajata He...

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Pappu Ki Girlfriend Boli:
Mujhe Bhul Jao,
Meri Engagement Ho Gayi Hai
London Ke Ek Ladke Ke Saath
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Pappu: Chal Jo Hona Tha Ho Gaya
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Ek I-phone Bhej Dena Wahan Se.
Suna Hai Wahan Sasta Milta Hai...

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Added 3 years ago

Modern Heer – Mein Tumhare Ishq Me Barbaad Ho Gai,
Lut Gayi,
Meri Duniya Rushwa Ho Gayi…
Modern Ranjha – To Karmjali, Mein Kaun Sa Bank
Managar Ban Gaya


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Added 3 years ago

Degree Of Girls:

BA ........ Beautiful Angel
BSC ...... Beautiful Structure
BL ........ Beautiful Lips
BCOM .. Beautiful Completely
MBA ..... Married But Available..!

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Added 3 years ago

Every Man Needs
A Beautiful Wife
Intelligent Wife
Caring Wife
Loving Wife
Sexy Wife
Adjusting Wife
And
Co-Operative Wife
But
Its Sad That Law Allows
Only One Wife..!

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Aaj ye khatay hain kasam..
Na Sudhre hain,
Na Sudhringaye hum,
Jab tak nahi hogi ye
duniya khatam...cause
we r pakay beshram....

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Gabbar:- Kitne Admi the?
Sambha:- Srkr 2.
Gabbar:- Mujhe ginti nahi ati, 2 kitne
hote he??
Smb:- 2 1 ke Baad ata he.
Gab:- aur 2 k pehle??
Smb:- 2 k pehle 1 ata he.
Gabbr:- To bich me kaun ata he?
Samb:- Bichme koi nahi ata.
Gab:- To fir Dono ek sath Q nahi ate?
Smb:- 2 1 k bad hi aa sakta he Qki 2 1
se bada he
Gab:- 2 1 se Kitna bada he?
Samba:- ullu k patthey, kaminey goli
marni h to mar de, tera namak khaya
hai, chavananprash nahi.

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