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Added 3 years ago

Q. What is the difference between WATCH & WIFE ..
A. Ek bigarti hai to bandh ho jati hai...

Doosari bigarti hai to -SHURU- ho jati hai

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Added 3 years ago

Dosti Karo College Wali Se
Pyar Karo Office Wali Se
Programme Karo Pados Wali Se

Love Karo Dil Wali se

Aur Maar Khao Gharwali se .

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Added 3 years ago

Bihari Aurat Cheque Cash karane gai
Clerk- Sign karo
Aurat- Kaise?
Clerk- Jaise Khat k end me likhti ho.
Aurat ne likha-
"TOHAR CHUMMA KE INTEJAR Me, BiiiJLi.!

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Added 3 years ago

1st Woman-kuchh Suna Ya Nahi Bharat Ne Hindustan Par Hamlakardiya Hai
2nd Woman- Hame Dar Hai Ki Kahin Ek Missile Mere Pe Nagir Jaye
3rd Woman-arre Tumsab Fikra Kyon Kartihohum India Me Rahte Hai.

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Kabhi aap humare ghar Mehman banke aana
Hum aapko coldrink,
Kurkure,
Besan k laddu,
Pani puri,
Samose,
Gulab jamun,
ice creem
.
.
.
.
Ki
photo dikhayenge...P..S

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Added 3 years ago

American Kids On Eiffel
Tower..
"Wow, What A Beautiful
View.."
.
Indian Kids On Eiffel Tower..
"Chal Dekhte Hain Kiski Thook
Pehle Neeche Girti Hai.."
.
.
"Aaakkkk Thuuuu"

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Added 3 years ago

In Exam Student Wrote In
Answer Sheet..
"Gaai Hamari Mata Hai
Hume Kuch Nahi Aata Hai"
.
.
Teacher Wrote A Note..
"Bail Hamara Baap Hai
Marks Dena Paap Hai..!"

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