Jokes-Funny SMS [Funny SMS]

Added 3 years ago

Aapki Baaton Pe Dil Haaru
Wah Wah
Aapki Surat Pe Jaan Waaru
Wah Wah
Jis Din Nahi Aata Aapka Sms
Dil Karta Hai Aapko..
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Patak Patak Ke Maaru..!

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Added 3 years ago

1 Baccha Mummy Se Pitne Ke Baad
Apne Papa Se Bola..
Papa Kabi Africa Gaye Ho..?
Papa : Nahi Beta..
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Baccha : Fir Itni Khaufnaak Item
Kaha Se Le Aaye..!

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Added 3 years ago

Ek Baar Ek Buddhe Ko Sher Ne
Pakad Liya
Old Man : Mujhe Chhod Do,
Mera Khoon Thanda Ho Gaya Hai
Kisi Jawan Ko Pakdo..
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Lion : Aaj Mujhe Cold Drink Peene
Ka Mann Hai..!

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Added 3 years ago

People Who Set Questions
For CAT Paper
Will Have To Pass RAT Paper
From This Year Onwards..
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RAT PAPER:
(RAJANIKANT APTITUDE TEST)

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Added 3 years ago

Aaj ka gyan:-
Agar koi hume acha lgta hai to acha wo
nahi hum hai..
And agar koi hume bura lgta hai to
bura wahi hai... Qki hum to ache hai na
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Zindagi se koi cheez maango to aise
maango jaise tumhare baap ki thi.
Aur nahi mili to kaunsi tumhare baap ki
thi.

Agar koi apko dekh kar darwaza band
kar deta hai
to yaad rakho...
Kundi dono taraf hoti hai,
aap bhi bahar se band karke bhaag jao

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Added 3 years ago

Shivji aur parvati mata
kabhi computer nahi sikh paye...
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Batao kyo?
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Kyuki!
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Kyoki Ganeshji bar bar mouse leke bhag jate the !
gn

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Added 3 years ago

"Bharat Band"
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2nd Feb
All Schools, Colleges, Offices, Market & City
Will Be Closed
Pls Inform 2 All Your Friends & Govt Of
India
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Reason:- Mera Mood Off Hai.

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