Jokes-Funny SMS [Funny SMS]

Added 3 years ago

Boys r very "Gud selectors"
But not "Gud Lovers"
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Girls are Very "Gud Lovers"
But not "Gud Selectors"..!!

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Added 3 years ago

Sanson Ki Maala Me Simroon Mein Di Ka Naam
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Garibon Ki Batein Krte Krte Kejriwal Uncle Hogaye Badnaam . !!:-P:-D

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Added 3 years ago

Wife-always learn to embaress ur mistakes.
Husband-he cries,and thn hugs his childrens.;-)

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Added 3 years ago

Damm True.
When Our Parents Says,
They Hav To Ask U Smething,
U Quickly Get A Mini Heart Attack And Think Of All D Bad Things U Hav Done Recently.
;-)

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Added 3 years ago

x married z twice his age,left her,now married y1/2 his age..
whats d age of x?
student wrote.
i dnt knw ans.
bt x is saif ali khan.

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Added 3 years ago

what is d opposite of LAUGHING BUDDHA?
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GAUTAM GAMBHIR;-)

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Added 3 years ago

Teacher-who ever answers my next question,will go home.
Student throws his bag outside the window,
teacher-who had done this?
Student-its "me"..now i can go hoMe:-D

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