Jokes-Funny SMS [Funny SMS]

Added 3 years ago

Anil Ambani:- Agar main subah Apni car
mein niklu to shaam tak apni aadhi Zameen
bhi nahi dekh sakta!
Santa:- Hamare paas bhi pehle Aisi hi
khatara car thi.

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1 baccha mom se buri tarahse pitne ke baad papa se...
aap kabhi narak gaye ho?
papa: nahi, beta,
baccha:fir itni khaufnaak cheez laye kaha se?;-)

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The 4 dangerous weapons in d world.
1.wife's smile
2.wife's tears
3.wife's looks,
and most dangerous is WIFE'S MISSED CALL
:-(:-(:-(

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Bhagwan aur doctor ko kabhi naraaz math karna,
kyunki,
bhagwan naraaz toh aap doctor k paas.
Aur doctor naraaz toh aap bhagwan ke paas.
Sab setting hai
:-D:-D:-D

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Science Teacher: Bachcho zinda rehne ke liye kya zaruri hai?
Student: itna bhi nahi pata mam?

Zinda rehne ke liye teri qasam..
ek mulaqat zaruri hai sanam.

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A man dies.
In heaven he sees a large Wall full of
Clocks.
He asks angel: "Wht r these 4?"
Angel ansr: "These r Lie Clocks, evry
person has lie clock! Wnevr u lie on
earth, clock moves."
D man points 2wrds a clock n asks:
Whose clock is this?
Angel says: its Mother Teresa 's. It
never moved, showing that she never
told lie.
The man asks: Where is Indian
Politician's clock?
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Angel replies: That's in our office...
we use it as
TABLE FAN!!

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Pappu Film Dekh Raha Tha,
Film Me Sher Aa Raha Tha,
Pappu Dar Gaya,
Apna Chaadar Kandhe Pe Dala Or
Bhagne Lagaa!
Ek Aadmi Khan Saab Daro Mat Ye To Film He.
Pappu: Ye To Humko Bhi Malum He,
Ke Ye Film Hai, Par Use
Kya Pata..
Wo To Janwar Hai..!

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