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Added 3 years ago

1 baccha mom se buri tarahse pitne ke baad papa se...
aap kabhi narak gaye ho?
papa: nahi, beta,
baccha:fir itni khaufnaak cheez laye kaha se?;-)

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Added 3 years ago

The 4 dangerous weapons in d world.
1.wife's smile
2.wife's tears
3.wife's looks,
and most dangerous is WIFE'S MISSED CALL
:-(:-(:-(

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Added 3 years ago

Bhagwan aur doctor ko kabhi naraaz math karna,
kyunki,
bhagwan naraaz toh aap doctor k paas.
Aur doctor naraaz toh aap bhagwan ke paas.
Sab setting hai
:-D:-D:-D

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Added 3 years ago

Science Teacher: Bachcho zinda rehne ke liye kya zaruri hai?
Student: itna bhi nahi pata mam?

Zinda rehne ke liye teri qasam..
ek mulaqat zaruri hai sanam.

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Added 3 years ago

A man dies.
In heaven he sees a large Wall full of
Clocks.
He asks angel: "Wht r these 4?"
Angel ansr: "These r Lie Clocks, evry
person has lie clock! Wnevr u lie on
earth, clock moves."
D man points 2wrds a clock n asks:
Whose clock is this?
Angel says: its Mother Teresa 's. It
never moved, showing that she never
told lie.
The man asks: Where is Indian
Politician's clock?
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Angel replies: That's in our office...
we use it as
TABLE FAN!!

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Added 3 years ago

Pappu Film Dekh Raha Tha,
Film Me Sher Aa Raha Tha,
Pappu Dar Gaya,
Apna Chaadar Kandhe Pe Dala Or
Bhagne Lagaa!
Ek Aadmi Khan Saab Daro Mat Ye To Film He.
Pappu: Ye To Humko Bhi Malum He,
Ke Ye Film Hai, Par Use
Kya Pata..
Wo To Janwar Hai..!

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Added 3 years ago

Boys r very "Gud selectors"
But not "Gud Lovers"
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Girls are Very "Gud Lovers"
But not "Gud Selectors"..!!

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