Jokes-Funny SMS [Funny SMS]

Added 3 years ago

Husband Wow, Tum itni Gulabi
kaise
lag rahi ho.. ??
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Wife:"When your lovely words
touch the bundle branches of the
circulation system of my heart,
..
it starts beating
faster & increased output is
trans mitted to adrenals which start
secreting glucon to increase
blood
glucose level & to combatthis
emergency, Pituitary output also
increases which raises blood estrogen
level,
Causing
vasodilation
and I
look PINK... .
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MORAL:"Jyada padhi likhi biwi
romance ki mummy-didi ek kar
deti hai..

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Added 3 years ago

'wife; I'm going to London.
Do u want any gift?
Husband: (mazak me) Me manguga woh
tum la nahi paogi.
Wife : mang ke to dekho
Husband : I want A British Girl..
wife:ok...
Wife returns
husband: where iz gift?
wife: wait for 9 months!!!!!!!!'

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Added 3 years ago

xtra telented boy :
1st boy- which is ur favrate books ?
2nd boy- my father chekbook n passbook...
1st boy- kis jagaha sabse zada barf girti hai ?
2nd boy- wiskey k glass mei...

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Added 3 years ago

God to Pappu :- Beta kya chahiye.??
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Pappu :- Ek Job,
Ek badi si gaadi..
Aur usme Dher sari ladkiya,
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God :- Tathastu. .
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Aaj pappu Girl's school me bus
driver hai.
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Soch samajh k maango,
bhagwan bhi smart Hai...

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Added 3 years ago

Short and Sharp.
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Wife :- I hate u
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Husband :- What a co - incidence....

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Added 3 years ago

Ek din meri Gf ne mujhe ghar pe bulaya...
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Me uske ghar gaya aur bell bjaye.. Darwaza khone uski choti bahen aayi..
Usne mujhse kaha ki Ghar par koi nhi hai aur aap bahut Handsome aur Smart ho...
Yeh sunke me daurte hue bike ki taraf bhaga..
Tavi uske family wale bahar a gye aur bole, yeh rishta hame manjur hai..
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Ab unko kaun samjhye ki me toh bike lock karne ja raha tha.,

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Added 3 years ago

Height of kaminapan
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A Boy listning extrmly sad song.
Aur sochta hai...
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Kaun si wali ko yaad karu

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