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Added 2 years ago

Plz Forward This Msg To All U
Care..
Dont Drink Water Without Boiling
Bcoz
Fishes Swim Without Wearing Huggies..
Now Plz Dont Say Thanks
.
I Care For U..!

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Added 2 years ago

A 60 Years Old Bachelor Advertises
His Zaroorat E Rishta..
.
After A Month He Got A Letter..
.
"Mian Saahib, Is Umar Me Rishta
Nahi Farishtay Aate Hain..!"

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Added 2 years ago

God: I Cant Be Everywhere,
So I Created Mother..
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Evil: I Too Cant Be Everywhere,
So I Created Mother-In-Law..!

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Added 2 years ago

Monday ko dosti,
Tuesday ko pyar,
Wednesday ko shaadi,
Thursday ko barbadi,
Friday ko fighting,
Saturday ko talaq,
Sunday ko rest,
Monday ko phir se talash.

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Added 2 years ago

Kanjoos: Doctor Daat Niklvana Hai
Kitne Paise Loge..?
Doctor: Rs 200..
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Kanjoos: Ye Lo Rs 50
Daat Dhilaa Kar Do
Nikaal Mai Khud Lunga...!

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Added 2 years ago

Aiswariya's Daughter Araddhya
Going To Play School..
Teacher: Who Is Ur Grandfather..?
Araddhya: Big B
Teacher: Who Is Ur Mother,?
Araddhya: Miss World
Teacher: Who Is Ur Father..?
.
Araddhya: No Idea Sir Ji..!

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Added 2 years ago

Mareez Nurse Se: Paani Pilaao..
Nurse: Kya Pyas Lagi Hai..?
Mareez Gusse Se Bola..
.
Nahi, Gala Check Karna Hai Leak
To Nahi Hai..!

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