Jokes-Funny SMS [Funny SMS]

Added 3 years ago

.. Height Of Bossism !!
Employee : Sir, you called me?
.
Boss : Yeah, Go to the restroom
and m@sturbate .
.
Employee (after few minutes): done sir
.
Boss : Do it again.
.
Employee : done it again
.
Boss : Do it once more
.
Employee : Now I don't have
much stamina for it sir
.
Boss : Very good. Now here's the
keys of my car .
Drop my daughter home

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Added 3 years ago

Raste me agar koi ladki
apko bhai kahe,
to ghabrana mat.
Be positive uske kaan ke niche,
1 zor se thappad marna or,
bolna yaha kaha ghoom rahi hai,
Ghar ja jaldi..

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Added 3 years ago

Height of positive thinking-
A man marrying his own secretary
Thinking that she will still
Follow his orders as before..!!

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Added 3 years ago

Teacher: Aapko Shahrukh Khan ki Movie
Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi se kya Lesson mila?
Student: Kabhi umeed mat haaro.
Kyon k
Shadi Shuda Larki bhi Phans sakti hai.

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Added 3 years ago

ZARIN aur KATRINA dono hi Ek jaisi aur gori hai
Q?
Qki dono k nam me RIN ata hai
RIN de chaunkane vali safedi.

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Added 3 years ago

Some Women Put So much
powder on their face
.
.
.
.
You Can Actually play Carrom
On it...

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Added 3 years ago

Dont drink water when you are
studieng
because
.
.
.
.
,
chemistry telling that adding of
water decrease in
concentration...

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