Jokes-Funny SMS [Funny SMS]

Added 3 years ago

AGE OF DRINKS
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1 to 3:" Milk
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03-08:" Cerelac
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09-13:" Horliks
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14-25:" Beer
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26-40:" Whisky
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41-60:" scotch
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60-70:" Glucose
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AFTR 70 Any time.....
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GANGA-JAL..

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Added 3 years ago

Dunya Walooooooo?
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Kuch nahi apna kam
karo meri to umar hai.
Sharaten Karne Ki….

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Added 3 years ago

Aaj kal ki Generation Ko Sabse
Zyaada Tension Kab Hoti Hai ?
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Exams Me?
Nahi,
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Results Me?
Nahi,
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Jab So Kar Utho Aur Mobile
Aaas Paas Na Ho

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Added 3 years ago

Warning.!
Doctor adviced plz
Don't drink water after eating fish
B'coz
Fish start swimming

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Added 3 years ago

Ek Dost dusre se :
Yaar aaj meri Girl Friend ka Birthday hai,
Use Kya Du..?
2nd Dost : Dikne me kaise hai?
1stDost : Achi Hai
2nd Dost : Toh phir mera number dede..

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Added 3 years ago

Maine unse pucha ki
Vaado aur yaado me
Kya fark he? To wo bole.
"Mere ko nahi pata,
Tu google pe search kar le"

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Duniya bhar k doctors ki
Team ne research kiya
Or is nateeje pe pohche k
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Msg karne se aapki khubsurti
Kam nhi hoti msg kar liya karo..

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