Jokes-Funny SMS [Funny SMS]

Added 3 years ago

Dil Ke Operation Ko BYEPASS Kyu
Kehte Hain..?
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Socho Socho..?
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Qki
Agar Operation Thik Ho Gaya
To PASS
Warna BYE BYE...!

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Added 3 years ago

Why There Are Different Types
Of Blood Groups.?
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Answer..
So The Mosquitoes Can Enjoy
Different Flavours...!

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Added 3 years ago

BOY- sir iska kya mtlb hai "I M GOING"
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SIR- mai ja raha hu.
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BOY- sir bataiye na
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SIR- Mai ja raha hu
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BOY-saale aise kaise chala jaega
Answr bata k ja. :-D

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Added 3 years ago

"Papa Ji,shadi Me Kul Mila Kar Kitna Kharch Hota Hai ?"
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"Pata Nahi Bete...
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Me To Abhi Tak Chuka Raha Hu !!":D:D

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Added 3 years ago

Interviewer: Just Imagine,
You Are In 8th Floor,
It Caught Fire,
How Will You Escape?
Santa: Its Very Simple,
I Will Stop My Imagination..!!

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Added 3 years ago

Baby's Smile can make Even dead people alive,

Girl's smile can make
Living people die

Moral-U can believe a child
But never a girl. . . ..

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Added 3 years ago

AGE OF DRINKS
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1 to 3:" Milk
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03-08:" Cerelac
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09-13:" Horliks
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14-25:" Beer
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26-40:" Whisky
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41-60:" scotch
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60-70:" Glucose
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AFTR 70 Any time.....
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GANGA-JAL..

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