Jokes-Funny SMS [Insult SMS]

Added 4 years ago

Badal Chale Zor-Shor K Sath,
Ole Gir Rhe Zor Shor K Sath,
Har Pal Dhyan Rakho Apne B.F & GF Ka,
Thand Ke Maare Chipak Na Jaye Kisi Aur Ke Saath..?

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Added 4 years ago

1White cat pani me gir gyi
to paas baithi black cat kya bolegi?
socho?
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socho?
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Scientist ki tarah mat socho
Wo myau myau hi bolegi

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Added 4 years ago

Ye kis tarah yad aa rhe ho
ankhe band h phir bhi nzr aa rahe ho

Na jane Q aisa lgta h jaise samne khade ho

or seeng hilake ORBIT chaba rhe ho...!

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Added 4 years ago

Ummid Ki Imarat Beh Gayi,
Aankho Se Aanshu Ki Nadiya Beh Gayi,

Tumhari Kya Izzat Reh Gayi,

Jab Pados Ki "Item" Tumhe "Uncle" Keh Gayi.

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Added 4 years ago

Palko Pe Apni bithaya Hai tumhe,
Badi duao ke baad paya Hai tumhe,
Asani se nahi mile ho tum,
National-Zoological park se Churaya Hai Tumhe.

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Added 4 years ago

Once 3 Eggs Fall on the Ground but Only 2 eggs broken Why...?

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Sometimes it happens Don't Take Tension.

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Added 4 years ago

God saw u Hungry,he created Pizza
He saw u thirsty,he created Pepsi
He saw u in dark,he created light
he saw me without Prob,he created U

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