Jokes-Funny SMS [Insult SMS]

Added 4 years ago

Every Morning, When I Wake Up

I Want To See a Beautiful Face

So
To Fix In My Room,

Plz Send a


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'MIRROR'

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Added 4 years ago

Apke dimag ki x-ray report aa gayi...

10gm mitti

10gm kankar

25 type ke kide

5gm makdi ke jale

500gm ghas pus

kamal hai mujhe to laga khali hoga.

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Added 4 years ago

Kuch to duniya dari rakho,
kuch to dosti yari rakho,
call to tum karte nahi,
sms hi jari rakho,
jab sms bhi nahi karna ho to mobile almari me rakho

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Added 4 years ago

Mera SMS

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Aur Aapka Dimaag

Dono Khali..

.DE TAALI.

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Added 4 years ago

Hum fizao k badalne ka intzar nai karte,
Aandhiyo k rukne ka intzar nai karte,
yaad aati he to SMS kar dete he,
hum KANJUSO K sms ka intezar nai karte.

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Added 4 years ago

sms kerne main kitna maza aata hai
lekin dil ghabrata hai
kyunke balance jata hai
lekin asal maza tab aaata hai
jab kanjoos logon se sms ka jawab aata hai

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Added 4 years ago

Kanjoos ki zindagi kya jeena,
kabhi humari tarah bhi jiya karo,
Roz mere sms padh kar sharam nahi aati,
kabhi khud bhi SMS kiya karo.

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