Jokes-Funny SMS [Insult SMS]

Added 4 years ago

Tum Is Duniya Me Mere Subse Pyare Dost Ho
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Upar Padh Liya To Niche Kya certificate Dhund Rahe Ho..
Matlab Bharosa To Hai Hi Nahi..!!

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Added 4 years ago

Jholi Bhar k pyar Bheju.
Dil se Dill ka sawal Bheju.
Aata nhi Apka koi call ya SMS.
Yaad nhi Aati Humari,
Ya yaaddash k liye kaju Badam Bheju....

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Added 4 years ago

Why do U think I SMS u ?
Is it because I care ? Or I miss u ?
Or I love u ? Or I need You ? No ! It's b'coz...
I need a person for just time pass

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Added 4 years ago

Three types to break mirror:
1. Throw stone on mirror.
2. Take mirror and just drop it.
3. You just go and stand before the mirror and smile

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Added 4 years ago

Ye Dunya Bhi Badi Ajeeb Hai
Jab Aap Chup Rehte Hain To Wo Aap Ko Bewaqoof Samajhti Hai
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Jab Aap Bolte Hain To Un Ka Shak Yaqeen Me Badal Jata Hai.

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Added 4 years ago

Ae khuda mere is dost ko
Hathi ki takat
Sher ki awaz
Chite ki speed
or hiran sa sundar rup de
BAKI
GADHE
Ka dimag to uske pass pehle se hai...!

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Added 4 years ago

Main Zindagi Bhar Jisko Chahta Raha,Aaj Usi ka Beta mujhe aakar Bola












Dad Plz Mujhe School Drop kar Do

Moral-Har Koi aapki Tarah Mama nahi Banta.

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