Jokes-Funny SMS [Insult SMS]

Added 3 years ago

Hame malum hai ki aap hame bhula nahi sakte,
Lekin paas bhi hamare aa nahi sakte,
Yahan tak aa rahi hai tere BADAN ki BADBU....
Please yaar kya tum NAHA NAHISAKTE!

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Added 3 years ago

4 roses, just for you!
1st for Friendship.
2nd for Wealth.
3rd for Happiness.
and the last one..
Kaan ke upar laga lena, mast lagega.

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Added 3 years ago

Na Dil Ko Behlane Ke Liye,
Na Ghar Me Sajane Ke Liye.
Bas Aapki Ek Tasweer Chahiye,
Apne khet Se "Kauve" Bhagane Ke
Liye.!
Hurrrrrrrrrrrr..!:-P

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Added 3 years ago

Aapke hath me mobile hai....
Chehare pe khubh c smile hai...
Sms ki achchi khasi file hai....
Phir bhi sms nahi karte....
Yaar,yeh kaunsa stupid style hai

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Added 3 years ago

Palko Pe Apni Baithaya Hai Tumhe,
Badi Dino Ke Baad Paya Hai Tumhe,
Aasani Se Nahi Mile Tum,
National Zoological Park Se Churaya Hai Tumhe

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Added 3 years ago

Suna Hai Aapki Ek Muskan Pr Hr Koi Marta Hai,
Zara Time NikaaL Ke Aayiye To.
Ek Chuha Marwana Hai.
Bahut Din Se Pareshan Kar Rakha Hai

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Added 3 years ago

Ab hum aapke raaste me kabhi nahi aayenge,
hume pata hain aap hume kaat khayenge,
hum to hain garib aadmi,
14 injection kaha lagayenge

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